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    @mzeiya huyu candidate wako anasema nini?

    He probably thought Ruto would give him a job.
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    Friday whine

    What if Ruto is just cleverly seeking consent from the population so that when he replaces these "bad" unit with his own "good" units hamtakuwa na lakusema?
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    Ni kama freedom is finally here

    Kwani France na China hawawezi tuColonise at the same time?
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    Pool/Snooker lovers, mko wapi?

    I'm a fan of Pool (billiards) lakini I have to say that was beautiful.
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    This is Guka - Mzeiya, What Do You Think of This Apocalyptic Sound?

    Hans Zimmer is in a class of his own. I've been in love with this piece since I first heard it on Shawshank Redemption. My favourite pump up piece ni hii. Love this one too.
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    Iwe Huru: Bidenstan Edition

    Hii kitu iwe huru, bana. #LegalizeIt
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    AOBTODAY2022 - THIS IS GUKA

    Do you have freewill if your god can preordain your fate?
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    AoB 270922

    She's still way above average even with missing the teeth.
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    CHEBUKATI OUT DEMOS

    Hio ndege she is in can land on her fivehead.
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    Kenyan govt has banned LGBTQ content

    I don't care about the gay lakini this government will strategically set up all types of Boogeymen to compensate for underperformance. Predicted "the valiant onslaught against the gay....
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    Fatherhood

    I can assure you, the courts would side with her.
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    Nyege nyege festival

    The average person is ugly.
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    SCHOOLS CROSSED

    Hatuwa apo wakizaa. Kila mtu abebe mzigo wake. The state cannot raise your children for you. Siku hizi nikitembea barabarani kila msichana above twenty ako na mtoto. Ama ni huku kwa peasants pekee?
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    know the pledges

    🥚 or🐔 ?
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    It was a long con.

    These furkers change their allegiance in a manner that would embarras the best wardrobe conjuror. Furk Boniface Mwangi.
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    This is Guka - Congratulations Are in Order; I Prophesied the Death of the British Witch...

    I haven't had sex in six years. When shall I get laid again, oh, prophet of the gods?
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    Warning from Gambia

    Willing buyer, willing seller.
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    SMH

    At least there's no evidence that Sudi tried to kill someone like Babu Owino. I don't even support Ruto lakini let's give him a chance.
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