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    Cortedivoire Kuangukia Tender Pale Italy

    Hapo kuna watu wanaweza vunjika miguu
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    Only legends will understand

    Someone tried this on me, it was very early and I must have looked haggard and moneyed at the same time. Had to just insult the guy and keep moving.
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    Teachers airlifted to Boni

    Kuna soldier atpata mshikaji mwalimu in that mix
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    Container imefanya ile kitu in Naija

    Is that a survivor? Ya mungu ni mengi
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    Pesa iko kwa Cabbage - Video

    Cabbage farming is all about timing. If you are harvesting from mid Feb to early May you are in money. Most people will plant when it starts raining. If you have water (irrigation) this is the time to plant. March farm gate prices Huwa 50 and above. Ukipata schools you will sell at 20-35 bob(per...
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    pitbull attack

    Hiyo ya Zambia the guy died because he lived in town. Rather than film vijana wawili wangeingia hapo na fork jembe walime hao pits kichwa
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    This is Guka -The Death of Japan. Nature is Truly Unforgiving...

    Luckily they have can reverse their immigration policy and this will 1. Increase their population 2. Diversify their gene pool Some countries in the gulf have over 50% of residents as foreigners
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    iwe huru

    Snitches, snitches, everywhere. All I know is that the owner is nowhere near there. Whoever was arrested kazi yake ni rizzla na kupima na distribution.
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    Macron to read "riot act" to ruto

    Kuna mtu Ako kwa entourage kama interpretor. Oreso akitaka kamufaransa anaongea na yeye,
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    300 cartons of counterfeit alcohol impounded in Thika

    If they could only pay taxes
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    Serikal saidia, begs Guoka

    I didn't think that Kips stray far from home until I met a Mzee from there who was clocking 80 in Uganda -congo border. He hadn't been home since the 80s. I understand most of Kale and he was still fluent. Try as I did he didn't want to come over, even with free transport to and fro he still...
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    A Question on Succession

    On the nephew, the law of matrimonial succession 2014 is pretty clear, it's the wife to the late brother who is entitled to her husbands share if the marriage is in such a way that it can't be recognized in law, then the legitimate son/daughter can claim but if he/she isn't of age, then the...
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    how chinese dealt with gambling

    Once went to a casino (name withheld) to change some dollars at night (yes if you want the best rates go to a casino). anyhow, I needed some Kenyan currency to buy some property early the next morning. The room I was ushered into, the minimum chips you had to buy to get in was for 300k, there...
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    Chinese aliamua hawezi kufa akiwa Mgtow

    In his shoes I'd do the same. If you are struggling and thingo, uza shamba, ingia Uganda buy twice the size of the land you had here, nunua a small car (Toyota 100 wanaiita kikumu, pronounced as chikumi), get yourself a soft quail(20's) and live out your days in serenity
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    Two in court for raping friend’s girlfriend

    She's just trying to get back to the beta male after a threesome
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    Great Job DeeSeeEye: Sasa patieni hio kijana job

    Ukipata pesa kama hii 1. Throw away the phone plus sim card after withdrawing the money, all of it!!! Dumping the phone should be done wisely. Are you from kisii, board a matatu to kisumu via kisii, alight in Nakuru and "forget" your phone with a thousand in the back cover. 2. The cops will...
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    .In this weeks 'The Nairobian

    If the land was somewhere in Naivasha, Mai mahiu or somewhere in massai land, hio nimewahi isikia. DC Nyeri then was called Kaniaru
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    truck ramp

    True
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    I smell a Rat- a Big Rat

    Waembu na kirinyaga wako hapo next to wakisii,
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    In Migori

    Some languages have disappeared. Very few Abakuria can speak their language, fluently
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