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    January Salo Bado

    Kama ya January ndio imechelewa na hawajalipa na tuko March. Si ya February itafika labda May or June.
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    INSIDE A KENYAN PRISON

    My fren, your bank accounts and assets are frozen as vultures salivate over them. Starting with your lawyer.
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    AISHA JUMWA HAPPILY HOPS ON A WHEELBARROW DANCING

    That's akin to searching and waiting for a sighting of that proverbial unicorn gracing our God's given blue skies.
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    Dark Beauty 2

    Wacha za ovyo sleepy Seneta. 😁
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    RUTO KAZI KWISHA

    Kenyans were not ready for a constitutional democracy based on the 2010 Katiba when they let the two indicted duo (alleged criminals) run for office. Why are people whinning now? They overrode Chapter 6. So let the drunk appoint a "VP". Who cares. If they did not show fidelity to it then and...
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    is prince harry a simp or alpha male?

    Siezi toka kwa Palace. Hataa. Prince Harry ana jokes sana.
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    Impeaching Ruto

    Wewe @Electronics4u una tangatanga kwa hii sleepy Senate badala ya kufanya kazi ya ku-unpin threads huko kwa County. Bure kabisa! Threads zingine zimekuwa pinned tangu @Field Marshal aanze kutongoza "ndume" (she-male) @Aviator. Five moons ago. 😁 😁 😁
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    Sonko responds, hehe, keep it here. this will be nasty.

    Let these politicians fight amongst themselves. Let it never ever be neighbors turning against each other like it was in 2007/08 because of these useless politicians. When it's a fight amongst themselves we'll gladly grab the popcorn, sit ringside and enjoy the show.
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    @Meria Kuja Hapa Nje Kidogo

    Nikisema hapa ni kwa sleepy Senetas anani threaten kuni ban. I'm vindicated. Labda alikuwa harakati za sleepiness kwa Msedes vile alipost.
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    SAGANA 3 official thread

    Afadhali huku kwa sleepy Senetas. Huko kwa County Assembly, that is the order of the day. Threads za 2018 bado ziko pinned. Bure kabisa!
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    The wall remains undefeated

    Figsed. 😁
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    Magufool Land si Kuzuri

    Unamuita fala. Do you even have an associate's degree or a diploma? Oh. I forgot A- ya 94.
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    This is Guka - Curtains. Countdown: Unless @Tiiga Waana Gets Into My Inbox. 24 Hrs.

    Bunch of weirdos in this so called "Senate". Some masquerading as women, some chatting up "ndumes" for half a decade, supposedly not having or pretending not to have a clue. The chaotic County Assembly any day of the week. :ROFLMAO: 😁
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    Dutch government resigns-all of it

    The biggest question is can you imagine our "waheshimiwa" (LootAll, RAO, Omanga et al) cycling to the office? Without an entourage of bodyguards? Watu bure kabisa.
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    Nani anajua huyu mama?

    And fools are about to vote for LootAll that said it was only 7 billion :oops: and not 21 that was (stolen) misappropriated. Sorry to say it but the average Kenyan is dumb.
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    ELGIN, YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL

    Huyu anafaa acheze eighth man kwa scrum. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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    Gunia and Nat Geo: Know Your Animals: 2

    Priss weka nambari ya Safcom na majina hapa as it appears nikutumie za WhiteCap kadhaa. 😁
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    Gunia and Nat Geo: Know Your Animals: 2

    Very apt. The Lister formerly known as......
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    Scholarship.

    Why don't you just contact the English speaking countries embassies or consulates in Nairobi? They will give you leads as a starting point to the various colleges and universities in their respective countries.
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    Inside the Battle for Control of Michuki’s Multibillion Empire

    Apart from the kids, the Kenyan court system is also to blame. How does it take over 8 years to conclude a probate issue? How hard is it to read & interpret the wills of the late Mr & Mrs Michuki and reach a logical conclusion if the kids & their lawyers can't do it for themselves? That's why...
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