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    SPAM: A food innovation that became a winner

    Mpaka wa leo these organ meats are dirt cheap in supermarkets Bidenstan.
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    in the headlines

    It's about to get interesting. Get your popcorn ready! 😁 😆😁
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    Wajackoyah vs Wamae

    :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Grumpy ol' man. Lower your BP. As you also tag along with your sidekick the roadkill selling MTURA maestro. You two musketeers are going to rapture a nerve. 😁😁😁 Ile jambo inawasumbua nyinyi jangili wawili ni dry spell. Bure kabisa!
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    Wajackoyah vs Wamae

    Yeah ok. Why don't you wife her or a woman like her. See how soon it will send you to an early grave.
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    Kenya Shilling

    Wave is 118.91.
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    Sad story

    :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Operative words - "drowned" & "drowning".
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    Sad story

    You must be a blonde. 😁 "She drowned and died a few minutes later". :oops: :oops::oops: Once you drown, you're dead. You don't die a few minutes later.
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    Kenyatta 3 in the making JSKS

    This is reminiscent of how guys used to troop to Statehouse when Moi was president to pledge their loyalty. Some with suitcases stashed with cash for favors. Thing I liked about Kibaki is he had no time for such nonsense.
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    Kenyatta 3 in the making JSKS

    My friend. I'm not Jaruo. Second, I have never been in government nor done any business with the Government of Kenya. That will not change now nor in the near future. Why would I gloat about it? Ten years ago, when UhuRuto came into power you celebrated. The question to be asked is and answer...
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    Kenyatta 3 in the making JSKS

    That is the bad thing with folks like you that logon to the internet to tweet and tukuna your political opponents. Please be students of history. Katiba 2010 was almost a copy & paste of the US Constitution. Currently the Democrats have a slight majority in Congress. They will be trounced in...
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    Obama's fight

    Is this even legit? Malik Obama is a US citizen. If the children are under the age of 18 they too can have a claim to US citizenship if he applies for them. Why would he be applying for a visa for them?
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    The General Elections 2022

    @Meria @mzeiya Commercial break tafasali. Lakini Marya (tuoshe mecho) enzi zake alikuwa...ama wacha tu :):):)
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    The General Elections 2022

    Told you. RAO the 5th duly elected President of the Republic of Kenya.
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    The General Elections 2022

    Hopefully she's walking right into jail. We need to recalibrate our moral compass as a nation. Obado, Sonko, Babu Owino, Kabogo, Jumwa, Welukhe et al need not been anywhere near or in public office. Thugs, social misfits. Where the title "Honorable" is bestowed upon those that undertake that...
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    The General Elections 2022

    😆 😆😁😆 Ngonja kesho most probably by afternoon.
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    The General Elections 2022

    Wadau. Raila Amolo Odinga is the duly elected 5th President of Kenya. @Okiya you were right.
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    The General Elections 2022

    Azanda sana. Mecho iko safi kabisa. Weka paybill yako na ya the Oracle from Ndeiya.
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    Schools to open on Monday

    This Magoha with all that masomo yake. Did he actually think that all those election crates/ballot boxes would have been cleared from the polling stations (i.e. schools) by today for kids to able to resume learning? Maajabu.
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    The General Elections 2022

    Totally agree with you. Social media is a valuable tool and can be dangerous too. A lot of misinformation.
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    The General Elections 2022

    It will not be him to decide, it will be fought out in court.
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