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    sakaja

    You relinquished your pole position? Maajab.
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    AOB I.II.MMXXIII

    How does she earn her daily keep? With all those tatooes? Especially in our conservative country.
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    All we know about statue outside Kenya's Supreme Court

    And yet "Justice" in that highest and other courts countrywide is dispensed to the highest bidder.
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    konza city

    His pal Museveni has had more than those 30 years. I guess Champala is heaven on earth. Something you can't wait to write home about. :rolleyes:
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    Samidoh is a beta chieth simp

    This bimbo Nyamu and the other former nominated one Omanga, are the reflection of the person that nominated them that now resides at Statehouse. Watu bure kabisa!
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    freedom is here

    Will NEVER happen. Add Obado to that list. They're free as the birds. Hii Kenya, before you commit a crime, ensure you have "many" money and connections. This is not a country we have it is only for the select few elites. HASORA tawara!
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    Mt Kenya Elders

    Hauchoki na siasa OP? It's the end of the year. Xmas over the weekend. Go spend time with your family.
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    The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice

    Huyu tunaeza gift yule Ndeiyan wa 1997 dry spell fame @Mongrel ajibambe.
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    office of first daughter

    You don't say? 😁 😁😁
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    This is Guka - Kuwa Summoned Kama Watoto...This is Stupid..

    Lakini huyu Museveni. What has he done for UG since 1986 as head of state? Kibaki in 10 years moved Kenya to the next level. His impact cannot be understated. Kagame in Rwanda after taking over in 1994 has transformed the country. What has this Museveni done? Any Ugandans on the forum to...
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    Of wheelbarrows, Ksh 80 Unga and Hasora’s 500 Fund

    Simple. Because they live and experience systems and services that work based on the taxes paid. If they don't get those services, leaders are sent packing in a hurry. A government should not be in the business of loaning its citizens money. That should be work of financial institutions at...
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    Kenyan media itabidi they readjust

    Worldwide. People are receiving and consuming news differently with the advent of social media. Bidenstan with the holiday season shopping spree, big retailers are now using Tik Tok (of all social platforms :oops: ) to drive their targeted sales goals during this busy period. What would have...
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    Mutheu's Tastiest

    Heshima idumu na si tafasari mungich.
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    Okiya exposed

    Park the wingroad facing east. Nyinyi ng'ombe wawili muandamane bega kwa bega mu face Mt. Kirinyaga. Chant "Thaaiii" 40 times or until the cows come home, whichever happens first. It might change both of y'all fortunes. Bure kabisa! 😁
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    In the headlines

    Dynasty, hautaki kuwa kama Nick Cannon? 😁 😁😁
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    Utam wa pesa

    Unbelievable. This is headed in the wrong direction.
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    Yet another day in Bonobostan

    Tungekuwa na kadhaa kama huyu hapa Vumbistan wakaruke ruke Parliament, Senate na all 47 counties, wafukuze pepo chafu. By next Xmas we'll be staring Singapore ana kwa ana.
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    your future

    "your future motivational speakers". Figsed for ease of reading and comprehension.
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