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  1. Swansea

    In the newspapers

    @mzeiya for Admin. Ningemnunulia mbili kwa paybill yangu lakini yeye ni dynasty. :LOL:
  2. Swansea

    Police close several roads in Nairobi CBD

    What a freaking waste of resources. I remember a time when I was in TZ when Kikwete was president and saw his motorcade pass by. Just a few cars.
  3. Swansea

    In the newspapers

    @mzeiya missed call tafasari. Pana chelewa. :D
  4. Swansea

    Cleanse thine eyes

    @Field Marshal una missed call you geezer.
  5. Swansea

    In the newspapers

    Iwe tatu kwa paybill yangu. Azanda.
  6. Swansea

    In the newspapers

    @mzeiya afanye ile gitu. :LOL:
  7. Swansea

    Government is mad

    It's part and parcel of "fixing the handshake ".
  8. Swansea

    Pot calling kettle black

    Are you acutely sure? Some of us were advocates from eons ago that the sham of the then branded "Dynamic Duo" were grossly, unfit and lacked the moral character to hold public office. We were labeled "Jakuonists", "losers" who would never accept defeat. Even the "crystal ball", cigar smoking...
  9. Swansea

    Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin

    Hiyo ni dry spell yako, "kumi bila break". :LOL:
  10. Swansea

    Man beaten like a burukenge by his Chinese boss in Eldoret

    Why do Kenyans allow to be disrespected that much? I would deck that mofo.
  11. Swansea

    Cameroon wazee government

    Combined 526 years. :oops: Hawa wana jokes bana!
  12. Swansea

    Kenya: Ruto Govt Plans to Raise Up to $500 Million From Diaspora Bond

    It will not be easy as he thinks it will be "kuosha".
  13. Swansea

    Msichoke Jameni! Listen from 2:00 to 5:00. WANTAM!

    Meanwhile in 254 we have (bimbos) Karen Ku*ma Nyamu, Millicent Kumanga, Sabina Joy Chege et al 😀
  14. Swansea

    Dear Raila Odinga

    Raila really needs to exit the (political) stage to the left.
  15. Swansea

    Ruto Delivers

    Fixing the handshake. :rolleyes:
  16. Swansea

    A sad joke called Wetang'ula

    Ruto is not getting western, maybe partially the Bukusu, who normally do not conform. That's Weta's background. As you aptly put it, Natembeya is the man to watch. It's still early though and people are hurting on the ground. It will be a monumental task for Ruto in 2027.
  17. Swansea

    Residents decide not to help the police after their police car rolls

    Hao UG na Kenyan police, hizo jangili zote same WhatsApp group. :D
  18. Swansea

    Ruto's Score card

    Ungeweka pia "G", meaning he's below an "F", failure and the "G" signaling it's time for him to "GO".
  19. Swansea

    Trigger Happy Nation

    Unlike Uhuru's case that was dismissed with prejudice, his wasn't. He better use discretion as a better part of his "valor". The world is a different place. Duterte, former Filipino president is currently cooling his heels huko ICC.
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