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He forgot 98 per cent of that demographic. Njaruozz. Big muscled, dim-eyed specimens who can hurl a rock from here to Pluto at the speed of light. But at core very emotional beings, a good example being.....ama wacha tuu....

Mkamba niwache pris ama nisulubishe Mwende saa hii ..

This couple will do a lot of damage to women leaders....

Bae banae, I need some TLC....

Si naskia alienda kuzaa?

Malisa huyo mkamba spy wa muhindi. Totally useless livestock....

Wacha nisikoment yule admin wa oestrogen asinyeshe.....lakini everybody knows what I was gonna say.....

Njaruo, for the umpteenth and last time, you tingOD was not an option at that time. Don't make me regret joining you perennial losers and voting for him this year....

I am starting to have a very, very low opinion of the Uhuru presidency. It seems the country was on autopilot with every tinpot bureaucrat doing what they wanted. Siyo corruption, enforced disappearances, etc. Like why kill the two indians and their driver surely? Why not just deport them...

Dirty bisch enjoyed being humped by a dolphin? How crazy does it get?

If I ever become president mtatii. No populism, just hard logical decisions. * Pokots and assorted pastoralists: surrender guns or deal with attack helicopters. Keep animals that you can spport. * No matatus. Organised bus companies. * Death sentence for economic saboteurs. All death row...

Sad state of affairs. No man there, just two women talking....

Kenya is only a shithole to it's lazy, entitled citizens who just want to fornicate and drink themselves silly. Otherwise this country punches beyond it's weight. Think Obama. Kipchoge. Wangari. Rishi. Third UN headquarters. Ngugi. The likes of Lupita and Eddy. All the gold medal winners. Our...

Kama mnakunywa mercury na cyanide kwa sukari changarawe ni nini sasa? Sisi ni wangumu... 😂 😂 😂 😂

Yule Msomali Ahmednassir...

It always surprises me how peasants are good economic theorists. Reminds me of a sweep the Subreme Goat gave Alai when the latter purpoted to advice yule mama wa Keroche on how to run her business. " So," asked the Goat, "a broke rent-seeking peasant fisherman is going to advise a dollar...

Kanyagia. Kiswahili mufti na coomer musuuri siyo chanda na Pete....

What do you manufacture sir? Ama it's somebody else's responsibility not yours?

Mkamba nini mbaya? Huku kwetu pia kumekataa kunyesha tunakaa mazombie kama nyinyi I tell you...

People forget that kitambo there used to be very few public and no private schools. Today every village in central Kenya has like 5 schools of different ownership. Student populations are distributed all over.