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OK. Porcupine!

The early worm gets eaten by the early bird. Lakini mtaka cha sakafuni huishia ukingoni. It's exactly 6am good people on a Friday at the end of the month. The Bible says that from those that have little more shall be taken to fill the granaries of the blessed because the poor shall inherit the...

I didn't know that our civil service, like Nasa scientists or Meta programmers, is at the cutting edge of technology. Poor me thought that 99.876543 per cent spend their days shuffling papers and picking their noses. Oh, wait, perhaps there are new high-tech ways of doing that they need to...

The Committee of Eminent Persons. Next please?

Bae lakini...

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The civil service has been holding training and benchmarking workshops since independence. Where has that got us? Tuachange mchezo wa kalongo please....

We've already decided for Ka-Dynasty that ataenda Anasuma, achague Sony, alipe, apeleke nyumbani, hiyo siku afikishiwe threshold. Case closed. Sasa nikupambana hapa na magaidi wenzangu...

That's kinda of scary....or may be it simply came from your search history?

Jeeso! Can you make your point without first trying to destroy my esteemed character? Leo nikama unanyesha. Uko na za pads ama tutume?

The fact is, no body or agency can be able to collect or store the data currently available. So, unless CIA or NIS is interested in you personally, you are safe.

Why are you so emotional today boss? Go get some. Ng'ombe!

It can be switched on without your knowledge...

If even half of this is true, then wewe na Mlevi One same WhatsApp group kama thende za rhino. A car? South C? Nairobi Hospital? Damn, gaylord, you come from things!;);););););)

Wacha usikie the usual two-neuroned whiners and ranters in 5, 4, 3, 2....

Nimeshtuka pia....

Gaylord kumbe wewe pia ni dynasty? And the way I've been thinking unaishi Oyole na ile Bukusu ya virusi...

Cercopithecidae...

Buy from authorised dealers. Don't try to save 20k and end up buying refurbished crap from a retailer who won't be there the following day. Anisuma has been in the same Kimathi Street shop for 20 years. Stability.

Msiseme Nabii anataka kutufanyia sisi ile kitu Moi alifanya tafasali....