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That we, Nyeuthis, allow this shit is just unferkingbelievable....

Actually there's a very good reason to let trained crews handle accident scenes. Hundreds of people around the country are suffering from avoidable spinal injuries due to mishandling...

We can see through the name play boss....

There's a plot twist though....

Niweke mushawi?

Your agemates now are busy in the banks borrowing good money to fund their mega projects. Alafu sasa kuna wewe hapa unatusumbua kulipa 1900_INSTEAD_OF_3230_KeCredit_PAYBILL_4089103. SHAME!!! ON!!! YOU!!!! SHAAAAAME ON YOUUU *8* !!! See your life!!.

Incidentally watu wa Nyairobi, hizo ndizo mazingira tunaishi huku mashinani. Nyinyi bakini Pipeline tuu...

No sir. But you can come over. Surely you can support the weight of an old gentleman? Manki....

Dance naked around your pit latrine 20 times. Braryfaga...

So yesterday afternoon nilikuwa free. I decided to kufyeka nyasi at the hacienda. Kidogo kidogo my uncovered forearms started itching like crazy. It was so bad I had to sit down and scratch, true story. Kidogo kidogo this lady friend, Wachu, passed by and told me, old foolish Mzee stop...

Degree aliwapeana tuu hivo...

Humble brag? Sisi watu wa matz tuna-appreciate the smooth services za Super Metro na tuko tuu sawa...

Mushawi niache....go murder some poorbold lady, shenji!

Waah, waah, waah! This is just retarded.....

In my next life am definitely gonna be a pastor. That woman can feel the man's genitals rubbing against her back and she's OK. All he has to do next is ask...

BS.......

I am starting to think that Kales should never, ever be allowed near state power. Jameni hata wakati wa Uhuru hatukuona people who grew up in mud huts like Murkomen and Sudi suddenly wearing watches worth 500k and buying helicopters in months. Eti Sakaja is now buying plots worth 1b? How...

Ssssshhhh! Sasa na wewe ni nini? Why tell us the truth?

Oh, and what I was telling Mwalimubis that the buildings collapsed due to an EARTHQUAKE not a TSUNAMI... two totally different natural phenomena...

Thanks, Enstein Nyambura...