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@Kabuda, As you English blokes are fond of saying, “love knows no bounds”. @Field Marshal makes me very happy and valued and this makes him very irresistible. He is also soft spoken as you are aware and has a kind word for everybody that comes his way. Thanks for being happy for us and wishing...

There is no way you can squeeze me into the legendary box @Aviator. My mind is made up. What you are saying is heretic as far as I am concerned and insulting and disrespectful to @Field Marshal. I am sure he won’t like this and will be very furious with your guts. wacha nitoke hapa...

Apana. Sijakunyita. @Aviator. I have finally found the Love of my life in @Field Marshal. As far as I am concerned, it’s just me and @Field Marshal all the way. Do bear in mind as well that I am as straight as a Roman Road. No room for alternative sexual lifestyles @Aviator. Sorry if you had...

@Aviator, I am listening...Go on. But let us be in no doubts whatsoever here. I will never cheat on @Field Marshal. He is all I need: warts and all.

@Aviator, This is really rich coming from you given your past, wouldn’t you agree Sir? And by the way, you always comes through when you are original. Cease and desist from coping and pasting these funny funny sites. Just because you carry on your life in a certain fashion does not mean that...

@Pamba 1, Do not be a pessimist Afande. Give Love a chance. Will ya? And by the way, could you arrange to get the Love of my Love some mkombelo. Am reliably made to believe this could spice up and enhance our game between the sheets. Is this true, would you know?

@JazzMan, As a matter of fact, never have. I have never in my entire life taken any drugs ever. Trust me. I don’t need any antidote. Period.

Thanks so much for those lovely ballads bae. The feelings as well as the longings, the anguish of being far apart are mutual I assure you my Dearest. Truth be told: you, once again, blew away my mind and my heart. Merci mon amour! I would have speedily responded your lovely memorandum on the...

In civilised communities folks are assumed to be able to police themselves in every day ordinary affairs. After all most people are good and well intentioned. You can’t have enforcement at every activity we engage in. How many police shall we need if we go down this road - a proliferation of...

@The.Black.Templar, What do you really, really stand for in civic and governance? You are a serial complainer on many initiatives the government takes to mitigate risks eg Covid-19. And lo and behold, here you are asking for more government’s interventions. Do you want to live in a police state...

Whether abortion or infanticide has taken place is not a legal issue but a medical one. It is only a medical doctor who can ascertain with surety what somebody died of, through autopsy.

Hi @mzeiya, I hope you take this as kindly as you oft do in many issues. Nevertheless there are no kinder way to convey this but it has to be said in very strong terms that bail is not candy to be dished out generously and liberally. Many folks argue of bail being an outright right but I don’t...

@Field Marshal, If you flash back your mind to our last Christmas convos, you will realise I offered a meeting. Just last week, I asked for your co-ordinates so that I could bring myself pronto to your digs. You declined both meetings blaming potential PTSD. What more can I do bae? As we speak...

Hi @Field Marshal, How are you doing today bae. Got your missive quite late in the day. However, needs must. Am here bae. What seems to fluster and trouble you bae? You need not worry when it comes to me. I have already assured you that I will carry your babies...But don’t call the midwife...

Very true indeed @Field Marshal. Ours is a match made in heaven.

Oh the niceness of handling stolen property. Especially when you have been given a hint..All the law requires is a state of mind of knowing or believing the property’s title to be dodgy.

Wasia ata @emali. Uvoo waku Mwa? Numite Nyeri ngali ya Karatina.

I wanted to settle this matter once and for all yesterday with the publication of our calendar. But it was not to be as all the Listers shied away. Never mind bae. What about I bring “living and breathing” proof? If you are ready, set and willing, just let me have the co-ordinates. I will be...

Why bae? God forbid that such a thought should cross your mind.

@Aviator, So sorry for your loss. My heart goes out to the relatives and friends of the deceased. Rest assured you will be in my prayers. Pole sana Rafiki.