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What’s this geezer up to? He is always meeting all sorts of dodgy, unscrupulous and shadowy figures with criminal backgrounds. This time round, he is mingling and coalescing with gun runners and shabaab funders and sympathisers. Could it be that this Guy is exploring how to overstay his tenure...

Have you ever felt timid or inhibited to tell somebody what you really felt and thought about them and could only overcome this hurdle by imbibing a few drinks? Do not hate yourself for this. You are not alone. Such is life for most Dutch people. Which is why we call this syndrome the “Dutch...

What madness is this Banae? Si wakule nchi yote wamalize mara moja wakiwa na kasongo!

They are afraid of citizens criticising them because they know they are as guilty as hell. We Greeks have a saying along the lines of “kuhitha ihuu na ruhi” literally translating to concealing pregnancy with the hand. You can never hide the truth however much effort you dispense Banae.

Why are they twitchy and panicky if as they are saying these emails forwarded to International partners are “deepfakes, misinformation and disinformation?”. Are they in any way suggesting that our International partners are dumb and all stupid and can’t tell the difference between fakes and truths?

Thank you @mzeiya. This explains, doesn’t it, why with these kind of people, Somalia is in the irretrievable pickle it is in. And these people are determined to pull us down to their status. After all misery loves company. Doesn’t it?

Thank you @mzeiya. This explains, doesn’t it, why with these kind of people, Somalia is in the irretrievable pickle it is in. And these people are determined to pull us down to their status. After all misery loves company. Doesn’t it?

I still remember vividly that not so long ago, some of us over here constantly sounded the clarion call beseeching Folks against electing Jambas into Office. We bent over backwards and sternly warned by exhaustedly cataloguing all that would go wrong but Folks turned deaf ears and would have...

Don’t I know. We like picking faults Banae.

As a matter of infomeshen and so that you know (!), salt is not a spice but a condiment. Nice narration though @mzeiya.

Just out of curiosity, who knows what is happening with this deployment . Last I heard was that those Guys hadn’t been paid their salaries for months on end and their families back home were suffering severe financial hardships. Later on news reached us that due to those financial troubles...

Makau will live to rue the day he crossed the toothful man! He has been left with no comeback and without any redress legal or otherwise as to insist on a judicial sanction would badly expose his queer traits and deviances.

Personally, I have no best wishes for this geezer unfortunately. I happen to believe that those Gen Zs, my age mates actually, with a whole life ahead of them, who were killed or maimed for no legitimate reason at all deserved many “happy birthdays” which will never happen because of Jambas...

You are an excellent Chronicler Sir. Keep it up. We need these lessons for posterity lest the mistakes done, God forbid, are repeated.

Jambas and his cronies think they have executed a masterstroke by bringing on board what he perceives as the Mountain’s bigwigs so as to quell the bitter fallout with the region. But wait. Has he forgotten that he has a very bitter adversary in the form of the mainstream Christian Churches who...

I find it laughable that Alai thinks Baba wanted “the face of Kenya” when the truth is that Baba endorsed two jaluos and a luhya (Wadayi, Mbadi, Oporonya). How is that the face of Kenya?

Semeni Dynasty mbaya……Semeni hustler tawala……tawala! Hashora anajua chenye anafanya…..tumpatie time banae.

We Greeks have a cautionary tale to Drunks: “watukania njohi ici ciothe niurimenya iria ikuriire “? In old money this translates to: “when you mix your alcoholic drinks, how will you know the particular one that knocked you out”? The Swahilis, not to be left behind, came up with “wapishi wengi...

3. Give Jambas a share of the loot or make him shareholder.