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Short and precise tafuta interview ya jana hilarious af ndo hii hapa chini..... Nigga has developed a sense of stoicism quute early

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Huyu ni kijana wa 24yrs hio guka ni kujibandika tu

My relationship na the man with the same twice is a roller coaster pale mukuru kwa twitter when i unfollow him and happen to see his tweets they make sense and i follow him back then he spams and tweets nonsense akijaza timeline then i unfollow and the circle continues

Mbona munaenjoy huyu jamaa life life??

Yaani heshima mumesema ilienda na omanga

Treasure the memories because i dont see these magnificent beasts surviving the next 100year

Tried many things in my day but weed aint my thing... Watu husema ati iko na calming effect fuck that paranoia na bad trips siku hizi ni guiness mbili once in awhile and am done hata cut whisky buly 95% i sleep better

Waezi walipanda top floor na kungoa nano yangu... Fuck it inafaa nitafute 6k tena na hii uchumi ya corona

But at least swara yetu huwa haiground the whole world! Ilikua ni ramsey akifunga then one famous person dies and we move on.

The year is 2050 am sitting at the fireplace with atleast one or two grand kids staring in the distance while reminiscing about the past! Gk1: Grandpa tell us about 2020 Imei: clearing his throat! It all begun with liverpool trying to win the league! And then hell broke loose!

Niliambia watu hapa dont underestimate prince.... Wakapiga mayowe na kelele... Nikawaambia when the right time comes ichaweri will say jump and you will only ask one question 'HOW HIGH?'

Who will now finance hippo flexing on socio media?

Unataka uhepe kwa musical instrument??? That was genius.... But i highly suspect intelligence played a very big part!

An open letter to ike konzo imfikie These events happen in a hypothetical country enya with a capital city ilofi Hope this missive finds you well and happy Mother’s Day in advance just incase the old lady is around……… Power corrupts and even absolute power corrupts even harder and just like...

Walking bedsitters

I dont care for whom or what she was doing!!!! I feel sad for the parents... In normal circumstances its the kids to bury their old folks not the other way round!

Hii kitu tutasaidiwa tu na herd immunity...... Ukiwa na underlying condition ole wako. But mahali iko ni mungu saidia