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    Slim or Thick?

    Have you ever tried climbing a flat wall?
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    Inter-Religious Marriages

    Maybe we are all overthinking this. A true African ndume haezi kula spaghetti for supper kila siku. Lazima ale ugali, nyama, muthokoi for the Kao in him etc.
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    Superior Jeans

    He's busy shopping for "white" toilet paper. You don't ever want to run out. :ROFLMAO:
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    kat williams

    Chris Rock, Dave Chapelle?
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    Achilles Tendon Pain

    Arthritis = gout.
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    Jubilee PG official thread

    He has some MAJOR tax issues. Trust. That hidden card is about to be unleashed. Anyway, let Jubilee cannibalize themselves. We're watching from the sidelines.
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    Jubilee PG official thread

    Heshima? That kleptomaniac needs to be in jail.
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    Lessons Learned: What has this COVID19 pandemic taught you?

    Jatelo, you never disappoint.
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    Tanga Tanga sahii wanatafta Okiya Omtata mbaya sana..

    Self serving idiot politicians.
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    WHY KENYANS NEED TO FREE THEMSELVES FROM THE KENYATTAS:

    How has that worked out for you so far?
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    Watu wa NASA

    The other way around. This is being funded by NASA.
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    Dearest Uhunye

    Bondo express by saa nane. Old adage, no honor amongst thieves. "Webe ni ure, ure". :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Keep clutching at straws. You're still in one (denial) of the 5 stages of grief. Mpaka Jubilidiots have become philosophers of sorts.
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    When it's not your job...

    Good example. Needed a logo done for a start up biashara with one of the biz partners. So we get this guy, he quotes me 50k. Had done enough research that the one we wanted would cost no more than 15k. Told him the same. Aka catch. Told him to f**k off. That's how people lose business and...
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    10 lessons of the day by Field Marshal

    Bondo express by saa nane is still reloading. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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    Kenya, second after Jordan to steal/transfer the highest amount of Aid Money to offshore accounts.

    But those countries too where these stolen monies are stashed are also complicit in aiding and abetting theft. Imagine how that money can change the ordinary people's lives. What a shame.
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    48 laws of power- Robert Greene

    Problem with Ruto, he has too much baggage. If they activate all levers, atashangaa. Some issues with his kleptomaniac appetite can be revisited in a heartbeat. Weston land grab, Dam scandal, sewerage land etc.
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    Game plan exposed

    And you actually think Kikuyus will vote for LootAll? Some people are delusional.
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    Game plan exposed

    LootAll stole with reckless abandon, especially in the first term. His greed and propensity to steal & grab is insatiable. Why do you think Kenyatta demonitized?
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    If Uhuru hands over power to Ruto, then we'll know for sure that the Jamesons have totally obliterated his brain..

    I said eons ago on the other forum. Uhuru, Raila, Gideon, Mudavadi have a lot in common. The odd man out is Arap Mashamba.
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    DANGEROUS 4TH YEAR STUDENT-THIEF SHOT DEAD

    See them throwing gang signs. They've watched one to many movies. The way the story ends from Timbuktu to Vumbistan is the same.
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