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    Being a Shylock

    Hauja fanya due diligence na unataka kua "shylock"? Maajabu.
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    Kunguru Kapata Kichapo

    This will make her resent her father more. It will make her rebel more as time goes by. There is a certain approach. This was excessive. The very thing they were discipling her about is the same thing they are airing. Her nudity. Totally counterproductive.
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    Leo ni Irish manenos

    Mpaka muna watch Spongebob square pants. 😁 😁 😁
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    Fake Currencies

    That's why it's imperative to take payment in an electronic form, either Mpesa or direct deposit to the bank account to avoid this pitfall.
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    Mandas moto

    Safari tunamaliza sote pamoja. What were you guys thinking when you voted for the drunk three times? Safari lazima tumalize.
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    Mandas moto

    Nowhere in the world can you go around being insurbodinate to your boss. For a President to call his deputy, a grown man, "hii kijana". Fafanua.
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    100 hundred days from the white house

    😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO: Brilliant.
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    Antique items

    @Mongrel chunga, unaeza kuwa unakatiwa na ndume mwenzako alá @Aviator @Field Marshal fiasco. :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 Hatutaki you end up na pacemaker na kuomba WhiteKap ku drown sorrows.
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    Antique items

    Hapa Senate kuna vituko kweli. 😁 😁 😁
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    in the headlines

    The public wage bill is too high. How are they going to pay for it?
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    A Local Con Artist meets his Match

    Greed. Insatiable greed. He's probably conned so many people in Kenya and got away with it. That Ethiopian guy must have been trying to get a hold of him analenga simu and avoiding him kimadharau. Thinking he will get away with it again. Little did he know amekanyaga live wire. That guy must...
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    NPA: Ndeiya Peasants Association

    Malisa hizo jangili. "Finis" them completely. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
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    Joke of the Night

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    Just another day in Paradise

    That's not even the issue. Hopefully atakutana na "kassin" huko. You don't want akuwe in isolation na perpetual dry spell like our very own @Mongrel. Bure kabisa huyo butcher man! 😁
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    This is Guka - No, @Introvert, I Am Not a Tribalist.................

    In jest. @Mongrel is a cool brother. He never spews the venom that you do. Comprendé.
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    This is Guka - No, @Introvert, I Am Not a Tribalist.................

    Ati brew ina mu mess? Are you serious? Ni kutetemeka. Wacha za ovyo. In Kibaki's immortal words, "bure kabisaaa". Mungich. Lang'ata.
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    Name the Lister

    Jamaa wa subbies with his pet.
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    This is Guka - No, @Introvert, I Am Not a Tribalist.................

    Name the time and place. Uje na huyo bae wako but you well know who she'll be leaving with Mungich.
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    This is Guka - No, @Introvert, I Am Not a Tribalist.................

    :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: You are hastening ile wanted yako pale Lang'ata. Na nitakuletea mask na butcher's coat nizike wewe Mungich. Brare jangili.
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    This is Guka - No, @Introvert, I Am Not a Tribalist.................

    Yes you are (and a broke one too). Like the hill billies. That's unequivocal or else you won't have to find the need to assert or reassert it. Your generation and its remnants, with your antiquated notions, is what is holding Kenya back. Pepo chafu!
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