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    Okiya exposed

    Park the wingroad facing east. Nyinyi ng'ombe wawili muandamane bega kwa bega mu face Mt. Kirinyaga. Chant "Thaaiii" 40 times or until the cows come home, whichever happens first. It might change both of y'all fortunes. Bure kabisa! 😁
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    In the headlines

    Dynasty, hautaki kuwa kama Nick Cannon? 😁 😁😁
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    Utam wa pesa

    Unbelievable. This is headed in the wrong direction.
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    Yet another day in Bonobostan

    Tungekuwa na kadhaa kama huyu hapa Vumbistan wakaruke ruke Parliament, Senate na all 47 counties, wafukuze pepo chafu. By next Xmas we'll be staring Singapore ana kwa ana.
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    your future

    "your future motivational speakers". Figsed for ease of reading and comprehension.
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    Paipu 2.0, Kileleshwa

    Kunaa kaa aje? Last time I was around that hood was mid 2000's.
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    Toronto warrior went away quietly...

    The general is not "generaling" .
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    Mutheu's Tastiest

    :oops: :oops::oops: What the herroo did you just eat? Najua uchumi ni mbaya, lakini simiti supu na sembe! :oops::oops::oops:
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    WC 2022 Qatar: Valid Criticisms or Western Dog Whistling

    The weirdest thing, they detest polygamy yet they have the highest rates of divorce that has led to breakdown of the basic family unit. Single parent family homes. This has led to cyclical generational poverty especially amongst minorities. High crime rates amongst these communities, whilst...
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    state capture

    Nothing more to add.
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    state capture

    Lakini the average Kenyan, who are more than the majority, ni mtu mpumbavu sana.
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    I keep telling you devolution is a failure

    This same Jubilee 1 administration that was losing 2 billion daily? By Uhuru's own admission. Didn't the NYS saga also happen under that same administration? Isn't one of the accused who was in charge of that docket now serving her second term as governor? The rot starts at the very top...
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    I keep telling you devolution is a failure

    The issue is not whether devolution has failed or not. This highlights the rot all the way from the top at the national level to the bottom of the devolved units. The lack of accountability and consequences. Start jailing all the people involved (no sacred cows), seize assets, bank accounts...
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    Jubilee vs ODM

    Earth is hard. 😁 😆😁
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    smartphone for less than 5k

    You don't say. Meanwhile, we need cake for everyone.
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    Konyagi's Legacy

    Maji yakimwagika hayazoleki. It's like driving into a storm despite many warnings and complain after the fact and effects of that decision. Let's never forget to "applaud" those kumira kumira adherents. Up next will be "hasoras". What else is new?
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    The stupidity of kondoo

    What law? The same laws that are drafted by thieves, murderous, cons, rapists masquerading in the legislative branch as MPigs? Those laws? Will protect these vulnerable people in this "utopia" we call Kenya? Didn't the immediate former Internal Security CS state the obvious about the last...
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    Breaking: SGR Contract made Public

    Before we peruse that document, let it be not lost in translation and needs to be highlighted. Ruto arap Mashamba was part of that Jubilee 1 administration (as co-President) that signed that agreement. So hopefully Mlevi will not carry the cross by his lonesome.
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    The Cost of Importing a UK car to Kenya

    Had a pal that bought that contraption new in Bidenstan back in the day. Drove it for around three years and couldn't stand it. Got rid of it faster than the wind. Wouldn't touch that car with a ten foot pole.
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    Tumwambie akalishe mohahe chini au tuachane na yeye?

    Huyo yuko maternity leave. Tunamtakia kila na kheri.
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