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    This is Guka - AoB28092022

    It's easier for you to come. Mimi visa itachukua miaka...
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    This is Guka - AoB28092022

    Bae, nimalizie huu uchungu wa moyo, nakuomba!
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    This is Guka - A Random Rant....

    Beginning of September, this singo matha came to say hi at my hacienda, part of which I am trying to develop into a hospitality establishment. The part am developing is next to the road so no waas. Tukajuana. She told me she's a widow with 3 kids and had come to my neibahood to start a hardware...
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    This is Guka - AoB28092022

    Yap. Soma story ya jana kwa Nation.... I can't get that picture out of my mind....
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    This is Guka - AoB28092022

    Maze kuna kitu nilisoma Jana which has given me serious PTSD. Mnakumbuka yule architect wa uni fulani alipigwa chuma kwa kichwa na wife yake? Yaani eti walimpata amelala near the garage kuku zikikula brain matter yake ilikuwa imspill all over banae... I just can't get that image out of my...
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    I stand with mzee Ndung'u

    Huyu deserves to be helped kabisa....shida tuu moja ni eti hakuwa na NHIF lakini we can overlook that since he got injured aki-hustle... And the Brits beberuzz need to pay for all these deaths and injuries since it is their bombs...
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    Italy's new Prime Minister Georgia Meloni

    She already won....
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    Italy's new Prime Minister Georgia Meloni

    Waaah, this is the second Italian leader to tell the French the truth. Italians seem to be in their own class in plain speaking...
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    This is Guka - AoB28092022

    Njaruo ya Babuon niaje? RWNEBP! Utajinyonga lini?
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    This is Guka - AoB28092022

    "Any body who goes to bed with an itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers". @Aviator saying..
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    new cabinet

    On this very rare occasion I agree with you babuon's cow....
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    Tragic! The African Titanic

    Boss, don't adopt this patronising 'Africa this, Africa that" crap from the BBC. That was Senegal's Titanic. Every country has its own version....
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    Lawyer Paul Gicheru is dead

    Huyu Mzee alinyuria? There was a time he was everywhere....
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    The new Italian Prime Minister.

    Why are you getting emotional?
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    The new Italian Prime Minister.

    You like it up your ass, you belching pitch-black blob of fat, that's why...
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    COUNTRY GONE TO THE DOGS

    Waaah, these are not even normal cops ni specialised unit. Kwani Hawa vijana walikuwa Al Shabaab?
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    Undersiege IV

    Mkamba ni mkamba tuu. No beards, soprano voice, mongrels see a wimp....
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    tuko and fake news cc meria

    Haiya, this is bad...
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    Undersiege IV

    Halafu why do virtually all these videos end before the conclusion? What happened to Murife? Did the dogs eat his testicles?
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    Undersiege IV

    Ndiyo nashindwa jamaa ametoka mbiyo nikama anakimbizwa na lion...kumbe ni tudogi tunatoshana na kittens. You kick one it goes flying over the fence the others scatter mara hiyo hiyo....
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