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    AOBTODAY2022 - THIS IS GUKA

    Tuendelee na AOB. Let homosexuals not derail us.
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    AOBTODAY2022 - THIS IS GUKA

    https://nation.africa/kenya/news/education/uproar-as-schools-send-students-home-for-fees-3971968 Bonobozz are fearfully and terrifyingly made. How do you have 3-4 kids in secondary then you start crying about lack of secondary fees? Ukizaa hizo vinyangarika kama panya tulikuwa?
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    Major clubs n pubs closed down

    Njaruo hata dollars mbili sijakataa....brarefakin!
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    This is Guka - Kumbe Uhuru Was Way Better Than Other SH Brats?

    Wacha that banae, guys flew 3 - Three - helicopters into Mt Kenya. Damn mountain has been there for millions of years so how in god's good name do you somehow forget it exists?
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    This is Guka - Kumbe Uhuru Was Way Better Than Other SH Brats?

    Naskia Twita imewaka moto. Those in that village wekeni some of the hilarious retorts huku... PS: I forgot my password there...
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    This is Guka - Kumbe Uhuru Was Way Better Than Other SH Brats?

    https://nation.africa/kenya/news/chilling-museveni-s-son-says-he-needs-two-weeks-to-capture-nairobi--3971608 Nimecheka kama mwenda aki. What is this boy smoking? Eti where should he stay when he conquers Kenya and overthrows Ruto, Westlands or Riverside? They should be taking the smartphone...
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    Major clubs n pubs closed down

    Hasoras kwisha! Imagine after covid you've just invested some cool 10m... Lakini nasupport....
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    A.O.B. Monday, 3th oct 2022

    Just stop and... BUY CONDOMS!!! That's what they are telling you!
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    billy chemirmir

    Good boy, this one. Great Kenyan. The score now is 675,786 Kenyans against 3,456 whites. We still have to kill another 672-something to even the score...
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    This is Guka - Told You, It Was Just the Fumigation Team Doing It's Thing..

    https://nation.africa/kenya/counties/nairobi/kevin-otieno-the-link-to-late-frank-obegi-and-his-friends-revealed-3971326 Somebody please copy the whole story here. And I remember telling the low IQ bonobozz here who like defending our corrupt and inept judiciary that the institution will result...
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    A.O.B. Monday, 3th oct 2022

    Did that eons ago already Einstein....
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    mchele gang

    I e I read this thrice. Sounds like some pygin by an oil-soaked ogre from Delta State..
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    A.O.B. Monday, 3th oct 2022

    As long as kuna shimo karibu that area si katasonga kusonga? Kare kii?
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    A.O.B. Monday, 3th oct 2022

    ION You can get addicted to anything. There's this barmaid who's namba I have who writes the most atrocious Swahili in her WhatsApp updates. Something like: "Mungu niyondole mandui zangu yote, kanyangaa zote, Amen". Accompanied of course by one of those White Jesus pictures... Believe it or...
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    A.O.B. Monday, 3th oct 2022

    Huyo ni nani?
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    Spoiler...

    Last warning....
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    In the Headlines

    I am starting to get jittery. When the DP announces to the world - wrongly - that the country doesn't have the FReserves it needs to conduct business and the CBK has to firefight; when instead of trimming down govt they are expanding it at a time of want; when critical institutions start going...
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    a president in touch with the ground

    Which "other things"? I thought bibi yake amemaliza kusomesha? Oooh, wait...
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    Bravado or bangi

    Enda umpatie hiyo burungo yangu basi. Why have you fallen in love with that belching, pitch-black homosexual? Pthoooo!
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    Bravado or bangi

    You are wrong. 20. Twente.
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