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Ara, mkamba kumbe uko na taste? This music is as therapeutic as water, kiwuuo...

Also, @mzeiya, ebu weka Age of Heroes, by Havasi. Intense shit! Can't manage to copy the link.

I love playing this sh!t at 3am as I contemplate my mortality. What does it say of my current psychological status?

Nilikuwa nimeshtuka sana...

Thigio. This 'town' is famous but is more dead than a dodo.

This shows that you area Tier One Bonobo...

Waaaah! Kimeumana bana....

Bro, you don't have to be negative on everything...

CC Wadau mnaongelea nini? Ndiyo nimefika...

Saitani ya kijani kibichi wewe! Take your homo sexual jokes mbali! Riswa!

Homosexual, kama ungekua a woman I would have married you. You have a very sharp intellect. I find sharp women very sexy...

The kind of pavat that the old white god in the sky is... And yes, I used your word....

Pole sana. Wacha niwachie hapo kwa Sasa. But take these as very expensive lessons...

Better still turn him into a pillar of salt amwagikie hizo cat roadkills zake zichipuke...

That's one petty god, I tell you. I mean, there are almost 8b human beings in the world and he's got nothing better to do than be a peeping Tom kuona vile watu wananyanduana? I'd get bored doing that shit really fast....

😂 😂 Mkamba this not nice. Now every time I am on top of Mwende I know this tune will start playing in my mind.....

What's buffeting?

Nimesema na nitasema, such people should be left to their own devices. Let nature take it's course. You see, modern liberalism tries to save people from themselves, even when they don't want to be saved. Unaona pastoralists, for example? You tell them, no you can't keep so many skinny cows and...

Kubaff. Are you a slekwin now?

With Mr Roadkill's kind of dry spell, you can try to mount anything mpaka road furniture. Ferk heartbeat...