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Kindiki: “Are you thinking what I’m thinking? It’s going down meehn!”

Huyu blogger alambe his sector of the kenyatta arse apewe za macho akisonga

DN has gone down the drain kabisa. Hata hesabu kidogo ya mtu moja imewashinda sembuse ya nchi?! That pay for Mbappe can’t be sh776B per season

:ROFLMAO: I see you’re back to your inshas Anyway, nani ndio huwa analia hapa 100% of the time? Hata hii insha ni wailing tu. You need lots of tissues kesho while you hold a vigil for people who died stupidly thinking they were fighting for the cost of living. Cry my dear, lia kabisa. Nabii sio...

A hobby develops on your way to becoming an adult. Hii yenye imedevelop immediately baba yako amemwaga unga ndio gani? Halafu they should make up their mind. Is it a hobby or is it pest control?

Ati sasa tuamini infotrak ya ambitho? The same one that put up an opinion billboard clearly favoring mganga?🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wanadhani kila mtu ni livestock?

Ati hurt he was gullible to be conned? Was there another option? You really think given another chance he’ll vote for mganga?😆 The gullible ndio wamekula risasi thinking they were fighting for unga kumbe ni selfishness ya mtu wanapigania. What is there to mediate on concerning the unga prices...

Tiresome to who? Kojoa ulale mjamaa. Mwea has hundred of thousands of bird of different species if not millions. Exactly how many guns / bullets does he need for all of them. Konyagi hapa amekaa kama deer in headlights. All Kenyans can now see. You say I’m embarrassing myself? Something tells...

Tuliza kende. On Wednesday if there will be no maandamano, then the cost of living in Kenya iko sawa

What matters is that the government was bang on that the boy kept guns. The family has 28 guns. And they funded maandamano. It was embarrassing seeing a whole president trying to explain ‘obvious matters’ as you say. Some bloggers I know wamestuka sana, admitting that it could be true maandamano...

Hakuna hata sumni wamepewa. Hii ni kujifeelisha nice. Of all the hurt livestock, huyu ndauwo ndio ameumia zaidi. Deep down they’ve realized nabii sio konyagi mwenye akitishwa anajiharia.

So konyagi detained these goons for 30 days halafu hawa ceiling inspectors wameonja only 2 days yet they feel they’re Mandelas? But for the driver ni kama aliangusha sabuni mbele ya omosh. Funny thing is that they all adore konyagi at the moment. So nabii endelea kufinyaaa! Utapendwa pia huko...

Why buy guns now? Why not when his father was a drunk president?? Ama nabii na riggy ndio wameimport ndege pests?

I hope konyagi will still sponsor something for the flowers and candles. Ama wafuasi nikujisimamia? Mganga akichezewa hii clip huwa anaskia aje?

Grinding to a halt in a whimper. Wangetokea pekeyao on Wednesday. Foreign envoys finyaaa! Nabii finyaaa!

Shutting up was better. Sasa amefungua mdomo and lent credence to government allegations

Poaching hobby passed on to the grandson Kumbe government intelligence walikua spot on wakitaka kuingia huko karen. Halafu why wait until your father retires from presidency kuchukua license?? I’m sure if it was possible to take that statement back, angelipa kama vile he’s currently paying...

Watoto nne kwa nyumba yenye partition ni curtain? I think such kids are scarred for life and possess wierd sexual morality

Ameshikwa na madre na vile alikua anapayuka hapa? Everything imewageuka

Brookside in UG are reconstituting powdered milk from Europe halafu wanaingiza Kenya. Sure way of crippling the kenyan farmer. They were even chased out of TZ