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    Stop Masturbation! Nduthi is a Killer, Control Your Mind

    U B O ugly broke n old, son. 🤣
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    Question of the Day: What's Your Funniest Experience after Smoking Weed?

    Tukiwa whole family in the living room. After taking supper, (infact that day, I had lipuad a big sembeste) tuka watch TV kiasi, the I asked my siz; 'Kwani Leo hatukuli?" Matha kuuliza, " Nini mbaya na wewe?. Nikajua, shiiiit.....
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    CHAI RANGI - bara edition

    Non de above
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    pamba hataki mchezo

    😂 👈 These things look like they r cryin, instead of laughing. Wea a those Green ones ?
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    pamba hataki mchezo

    :eek:😂😂😂 wazimu. hadnt noticed. Bure kabisa😂😂
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    pamba hataki mchezo

    'Gila mutu nusa matago ya mwensago'
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    CHAI RANGI - bara edition

    :DAll the better
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    CHAI RANGI - bara edition

    If you so wish. And more importantly if you trust s/market contraptions.
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    CHAI RANGI - bara edition

    Let's call it a health beverage. Ground Cardamon Ground Cloves Ground Cinnamon Ground Black pepper Lemon Water Sugar or honey. Mix all the above, 1 part each except for black pepper (use half or quarter part for black pepper). In this case 1 tablespoonful for each for the top 3 and quarter to...
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    CHAI RANGI - bara edition

    In order to be of use to mankind, I will post here a recipe of a detox drink if taken regularly, will reduce and eventually your trips to the doc will cease. Ngoja hapo tu kidogo
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    WHITE ALERT

    @kijanamrefu 'cannot ALWAYS.' Osungu osome vizuri. As we are now, did you ever think your death would come through professionally milled maize flour? I repeat ' You cannot always be in control of what you ingest'
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    WHITE ALERT

    One cannot always be in control of what they ingest. Best thing to do is kind of detox. Chai rangi on the regular is the thing. Alafu mambo nakuwa shwari.
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