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  1. ShakaZulu

    Shutting doors

    all will be well, just hang on. every season comes and go
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    Take the poll

    Whoever set this exam had reduced his ability to think to the level of his pupil. It kills the ability to think outside the box, no wonder we the 8.4.4 generation we are struggling
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    Ever Seen Zero-Point-Zero Chills?

    A woman is like a garden where a farmer plants his seed. A man is the farmer and therefore he can have several homes each being nurtured by a woman. You can't have several farmers planting their seeds in the same land simultaneously. A woman who harlots around is like a garden with no owner, not...
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    This And That - Satanizer Edition.

    sleeping beauty has a satannizer, Hio imenichekesha
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    Toll Fees

    ni pesa inatafutwa ya kulipa madeni, it is survival now.
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    One Minute unaenda kutaftia watoto the next uko quarantine

    why did he have to use a lorry with poor ventilation, they could have used public means and at least wear masks. People need to get serious, what the point of risking ones health to earn and the next day you are fighting for your life.
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    Sacco kushaft customers bila lube

    Repossessing means deposit and installments paid zimenyuria if you reread that tiny paragraph in the agreement
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    Tanzania Confirm Highest Number of Coronavirus Cases in a Single Day

    Many are obviously infected; in thousands, figures will be altered and social media gagged to hide the stupidity of megafool.
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    A Comedy of Errors - How Malawi Handled the Demise of a President

    Sycophants are always more concerned about power and reputation than doing the right thing.
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    Doctors kujeni kiasi....

    🙆‍♂️ woi huyo madam karibu angóe nywele ya mchina
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    Thoughts on the design of the first local Baha'i house of worship in Kenya?

    mimi na muhammad is a big no, Buddha and Jesus is a big yes
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    Husband to Tusker Projet Fame Winner Ruth Matete passes on.

    A million ways to die
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    Konyagi- acts too late

    Leaders with no foresight, he has surrounded himself sycophants
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    Mulisikia hii?

    poor guy, he is so troubled he even can't shoot himself properly. Siku yake bado mungu amekataa
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    Kibera deaths after Raila donation.

    he is above the law in kibera, and even security officer there can't dare contradict him. Whoever would try to stop him would face the wrath of kibera residents. Let them die for their own stupidity
  16. ShakaZulu

    Wamunyota

    Jeshi ni nyotu :D
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    Message for men as we age

    The moment you notice how insecure you are, you immunity goes down, fever kicks in and blood pressure goes up. Men are not like women, they have ego and value respect more than love. Women will cry to win sympathy but as a man you swallow it and take the blame. It is not wise for a man to marry...
  18. ShakaZulu

    Next level smuggling

    hizi ni nini zinakaa pesa , rolled like notes
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    BOJO Breaking

    ni herd immunity at work, watu wanacheza sana na hii corona
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    A cry of help from KMTC quarantine Facility

    Nikitoka Dubai last year, vile tu tulifika JKIA mabosh wengine walikuwa wamelewa kabisa. I do not know where they got all that alcohol, jamaa mwingine hapo kwa line akawaambia watulie because they were so loud and making everyone uncomfortable. Wacha matusi ianze, jamaa alitukanwa ile baya. If...
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