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  1. ShakaZulu

    uswahilini, Maskini jeuri

    Kwao kupewa ni haki. Walipewa mashamba wakaitisha matractor, Jomo akasema "I am coming back" kama ile ya terminator. Mpeketoni ikajazwa matractor :ROFLMAO:
  2. ShakaZulu

    Haruna nguvu hatuna uwezo sisi...

    :D :D watu ni wa noma
  3. ShakaZulu

    Ummoinner does it again.

    So they were expecting training to stop 🙆‍♂️ mafala hao
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    Why do Trust condoms smell so bad

    Because vagina does not have a sense of smell or taste :D
  5. ShakaZulu

    Church pandemic issue

    It is more of hiding place, because that where good people go. The whole thing is more of a social gathering (chama) whose only benefit is being part of a group. They dilute the message to encourage more offering, massage those who contribute more and even act God. You miss nothing by closure of...
  6. ShakaZulu

    Watu wa ma lorry mko?

    Sasa wapeleke umalaya karantini, wote waabukizane huko
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    Magufuli rejects foreign donated masks

    The guy knows there are some people who want to prove themselves right.
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    Bill gates WHO wuhan labs gets hacked

    Ziweke hapo hizo screenshots
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    Danganyika announces 83 new cases today

    Pride comes before a fall, in about a week they will be humbled like never before. Before the end of this week there will be about 2k infections
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    Avoid touching Men

    Women should also avoid touching their nunu with dirty fingers
  11. ShakaZulu

    Mayacos nikupita Teketeke

    🏃‍♂️Waende wakiendaga
  12. ShakaZulu

    Fear Engulfs Tanzanian Parliament After MP Tested Positive For COVID-19

    I heard some guys in Ebru TV praising TZ for having detected covid 19 patients allover their country, arguing that it means they have been testing in various parts of their country. It is like testing is the new fashion trend or cure for corona. Who told people that corona was discovered by...
  13. ShakaZulu

    Believe it or not 19.04.2020. Canada in Trouble

    huko tullow will camp for another 20yrs trying to recoup their money back
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    Danganyika announces 83 new cases today

    Sijui nani aliwaambia mungu hukaa kanisani, hawawezi ombea makwao
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    World Fuel Prices

    Production of oil never stopped for nations need money to fight corona and support their ailing economy, but consumer are under lockdown. Supply exceeds demand hehe
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    Sweden princess Sofia stepping up

    brought up in royal robe, fed with a silver spoon right from birth, has no idea that resources are scarce. Being lied by sycophants tunapanua uchumi, deni itajilipa ilhali ni wezi tupu. Walikuwa wamekuja sana, hata walitamani kubadilisha katiba waendelee kula
  17. ShakaZulu

    Our embrace of China was naive and cynical – now is the time to hold Beijing to account- UK writer states.

    You have a point, we should never get involved in their wars of supremacy. However, we cannot keep quiet and assume it is okey for them to discriminate Africans in china, because the west committed worse atrocities. Are you saying all africans should all be punished because a few Nigerians...
  18. ShakaZulu

    This is Guka - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Nimecheswo................Dakika Ya 90 na Niko 2 Down...................Fek This Shit Man!

    When a woman see a potential sponsor. She is acting hard to get and responsible to trap you, this how old men end up spending their retirement benefits on single mothers. Some even build them houses ati ni nyumba ndogo. You have to be straight forward, before you hit the road make your...
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    Trump signs executive order to support moon mining, tap asteroid resources

    :D yes and the earth would become heavier. Leave american alone they have plundered earths resources they think everything is for grab.
  20. ShakaZulu

    @okiya Ghana sets precedence

    It takes an year to develop a vaccine, and it is impossible to eradicate it. This corona virus is therefore here to stay, we adapt and live. No more handshake, mask in congested places and be mean with your space. Maisha iendelee. For those who can stay physically fit and avoid stress.
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