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    WONDERS!! AN ARMED POLICE OFFICER IS ATTACKED BUT HE DOESN’T DEFEND HIMSELF - (VIDEO)

    Carrying a gun doesn't mean you use it in every situation. Sometimes it's about knowing when not to use it.
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    Buru Buru car fire victim

    I stopped trusting the government pathologist kitambo sana. If you can cover up high profile cases why not the smaller ones.
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    Keroche Beach Boy Detained

    Everyone uses drugs including wealthy corporate executives. This mindset that only poor people want or need to get high is the reason so many rich kids are dying in 'accidents' lately. One night you should hang out with some guys who work at NSE or PWC especially when they're entertaining...
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    Keroche Beach Boy Detained

    Why are we romanticizing the love affair of two junkies? Is it because one was the daughter of a billionaire? The girl had issues, the family pushed her away, she found comfort in the arms of an older man who was undoubtedly her supplier and part-time fuck buddy. Why are we acting like it's some...
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    What is the difference between a Beach boy and a 'slayqueen'?

    I think we all know what she needs, but no man on Earth would give it to her.
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    HOW GOOD WAS GREGORY ISSACS

    When he was interviewed about it he claimed the song was about a woman, but the lyrics are just too conveniently related to drug use for that to be the case. Around that time addicts would refer to their drug of choice as 'night nurse'. I don't think it's a coincidence that's what he called the...
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    HOW GOOD WAS GREGORY ISSACS

    Yup, the song Night Nurse is a reference to heroin. Listen to the lyrics carefully, he's singing about going through withdrawals.
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    HOW TO LAST LONG IN BED

    I've heard of Kegel exercises but kejel that's a new one....
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    NIS Agent Murdered in Attempt to Rescue Woman

    Imagine working as a spy for decades, retirement is right around the corner then you get stabbed to death trying to break up a lover's quarrel. I always say the angel of death has a twisted sense of humour.
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    Is marriage becoming scam???

    Someone in Parliament framed it perfectly in one sentence: would you invest all your life savings in a venture that only has a 50% chance of success?
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    A Landlord in Machakos town has been beaten to death by defiant tenants

    He is either a landlord or a cop hence his combative response to a very simple statement.
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    Gathecha Buffonery

    I was waiting for the other shoe to drop. Uhuru usually cares less what people say about him, ukiona anakutolea macho zake nyanya you've touched on the family business (es)
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    A Landlord in Machakos town has been beaten to death by defiant tenants

    Kenyans are nowhere near ready for a revolution, but such events show people are getting frustrated.
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    A Landlord in Machakos town has been beaten to death by defiant tenants

    The French revolution started with peasants decapitating their landlords.
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    No money has been lost and other lies

    Hakuna auditor general so there's nobody to confirm or deny if and how the government has spent money. Kuiba watu wataiba. The stories and sums we'll hear after this utashangaa.
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    The Best Laid Plans

    Shashemane is in high demand. It's much stronger than what we have here, some dealers use it to blend local strains and make them more potent.
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    He isn't dead, just being Kim.

    There's no justice in this world.
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