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Huyu mtoto apelekwe Catholic school atoroke ufala.

Kina nani? Watumie hii 'pole' inbox.

I f*cking love the cinematography on this. Why aren't these creative minds working on TV shows. Most Kenyan shows usually have wide-ass shots with boring backgrounds. I've seen a shot with the subject standing in front of a light green wall. So boring to watch.

I saw one today and realised it's been YEARS since I last saw one of these birds. These birds were always around. In school and at home we'd see five or so birds walking on rooftops. Back then we were told that if you're uncircumcised and you killed one of them then your house would burn down...

Why do you think so?

Kwani uliiregister kama ya kampuni, ama? It was 1200 p.a. then ikapanda kufika karibu 2600. Niliacha kulipa last year. Last letter nilipata was from a debt collection agency and some other misdelivered mail. Wacha waifunge.

Good work on chief's part lakini bado sifahamu hawa 'woke' ni kina nani haswaa na mbona unalitia hilo neno kwenye alama za kinukuu.

What is 'the 'woke community''? Problem with 'people' who immediately 'label' people as 'something' because they point out that a proposed 'solution' may have ill 'consequences' is that they 'themselves' aren't adding to the 'debate' in any meaningful way. In fact they draw attention away from...

My point is they won't. They won't shoot the boda guy because they won't be there patrolling in the first place. So theft will still go on and the roasters who get their maize legitimately from the market will have lost a way to make some money.

Looks like it'll inconvinience honest traders rather than stopping theft. If they can't keep watch on every shamba will they patrol every backroad and trail to stop movement of stolen maize (which is mostly at night, btw)? Chief is lazy. Picked the simplest thing that looked like a solution and...

If Huawei does not solve the Google problem my next phone will probably be Xiaomi.

Tengeza trailer yako ya mid-lifers useme August 31.

I put forward Mary-Louise Parker as a drop-in replacement upgrade for your blueball prevention mechanics.

Dad jokes need a laugh track. Here's to you. Cheers.

Check how widespread the problem is. If only a section of the neighbourhood experiences this problem it may be due to a faulty line/cable. I had exactly the same problem (low unstable power in the evenings; UPS, guards, etc not working) a few years ago and I tried to get KP to fix it and they...

Who's this aimed at? I'll leave you with a random quote from Chinua Achebe since it appears you want to fist-fight the wind today. "In dealing with a man who thinks you are a fool, it is good sometimes to remind him that you know what he knows but have chosen to appear foolish for the sake of...

@Field Marshal, everybody. The man with bonobo-shaped pupils and specialized cones sensitive to bonobo wavelength.

The US at some point needs to stop this bs, man.

Uko bitter na life choices za mtu mwingine?

Good lyricist.