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Senators walisema usitume fare. Ajilipie halafu refund itapeanwa ukifika...ama ukifika niite nje niilipe uber directly. So tukutane midweek? Hii mvua imelete baridi na nyege

The girl has confused me sana. Many a friday i have told my cleaning lady to make sure there are extra old towels next to thw bed coz of all the squirting FP is going to be doing. Only for the same cleaning lady to come later to find the same towels in the same spot, unused. Only tissues...

Cost of insurance for next 9 months

Are you riding me or the bike? Coz FP you keep inflating my hopes like the bike tires only to puncture them with the sharp thorns that are your false promises of "niko kwa jam sweetie" 😞

Nilipewa ka christmas present by the local @Karma_mama ...90k from nairobi sports house

Only thing burning him is the diarrhea from promergranate overdose. I think its the sitting position on the bike that triggers muscle memory of squatting in a latrine

Since @Female Perspective told me she doesnt "do guys who can't pick me up and fuck me standings", I have joined checki maneno to hopefully convince her to let me do the deed. I now have a strong and sudden urge to buy tp. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Your curves are dangerous 😍

Try these guys in westlands Skypro Limited -(Apple Repair Center) 0715 949575 https://goo.gl/maps/QWZKQp28372WSMr59

Eat your siignificant other for 2 days and sleep with the broccoli.

The only position you should hold @Karma_mama

@Mongrel and @Karma_mama had fun

Kienyeji in a pot

Part of the journey is also the middle.....and quarterway,....and the start...and 1/10th of the way...

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It's a well known fact that camels are dangerous on the roads because they are terrible drivers.

Earlier that day...

Thats a weird way to snog, but ok. Mtscheeeeew too. 😘