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    Trump's feet melt...

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    Hurray! Tanzania and Kenya unite to build a pipeline!!!

    Makosa itakua if we get too reliant on their gas halafu watumie hio kama kiboko dhidi yetu whenever we get into a tiff! They are known to behave childishly, you know, especially against us. They are known to burn live chicks from here, never mind that the innocent chicks belonged to a Tanzanian...
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    Hurray! Tanzania and Kenya unite to build a pipeline!!!

    Isn't it wonderful?! Yeah, wonderful, until the day one party decides sasa nitawafungia hewa!!! Our lovely southern neighbours need to have a serious mood swings therapy and adopt a stable degree of predictability. Sio wakati a disagreement occurs they react inordinately.
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    Aspect ratio

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    Eunuchs....

    I will start reading the bible with seriousness again the day it will... 1. become coherent, 2. rectify its obviously careless mistakes and 3. find a way of telling original, truthful and verifiable stories that are devoid of superstitions.
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    Nyumba usio ilipia ...

    Wewe ndie hupati. That idiot's unforgivable sin was agreeing to go to the woman's House. Why would you do that? Halafu, just imagine you found a man in your own bed with whoever, leave alone your wife. Perhaps your daughter? Your sister? Now think about how much that man disrespects, not just...
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    Nyumba usio ilipia ...

    The matrimonial bed is a sanctuary not only to you, spouses, but also to your offsprings because that's their equivalent of the garden of Eden. Do not desecrate the place that your seed worships
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    Nyumba usio ilipia ...

    Because he was such an imbecile to do this...
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    When Too Many Professional Liars Talk

    The endless live TV reality show of a giant Baby! Phew!!! It gets boring, eventually!
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    Nattydread, it's Biden's to lose

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2020/10/04/joe-biden-win-texas/
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    Nattydread, it's Biden's to lose

    And if Trump wins both the elections and his nomination for the supreme Court Justice, he is set to abolish the title 'The President of the United States' and introduce in its place the designation "His Majesty The King of the United Commonwealth States of America"....Hehehee! Just bantering...
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    Kule Dubai

    The clip also ni ya wakati wa Noahs flood.
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    Huyu alikuwa conned kama fala

    I am not very sure of myself to ask these kind of questions. Mind games, my Friend. Mind games. You never know how more silly you will feel or your story will sound when they get you!
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    Wueh! Where there is way there is will - DJ Trump

    Imagewww.bbc.com Donald Trump suggests delay to 2020 US presidential election 30 Jul 2020 · Under the US constitution, Mr Trump does not have the authority to postpone the election himself. Any delay .. US election 2020: Is US election delayed as Donald Trump gets coronavirus? Donald Trump...
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    Drumpf Quarantine

    Turns out that the president himself is positive!!
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    Travelling to Tanzania

    Head to the E - Citizen portal with your account, immigration, apply for temporary permit (I don't know why they call it temporary permit), pay when prompted, download and print and then affix your latest passport size photo. Mind you it must be stamped by an immigration officer for it to be...
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