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Mt Kilimanjaro.... It hurts Tanzania like a heart burn that the only best and most epic views of the giant Mount are only possible from far within Kenya. And to Kenya, it kills us with desperate jealousy that our most spectacular of natural scenery does not belong to us at all. It has been said...

The miracles of devolution. Sasa mchele sio Nairobi na Mombasa pekee yake. Hata mashinani, huko ushago kwenyewe, unapewa tu!

Maturity is wealth. Yaani umeacha kazi zako shambani ukakimbia town ili utuletee picha tu? That's the true meaning of the saying "doing your job with little or no supervision"!!! On behalf of the Elders, I take the liberty of of saying a hearty, THANK YOU!

NV, please be informed that without highlighting the mighty name of CATERPILLAR anywhere, your list is null and void.

3 months from now this space will be replete with documentaries of the "unstucking", this one being the first of its kind.

I could be NOT liking Uhuru very much at the moment, but that hardly means that I will listen to any criticism of him by just whoever! It is NOT always that the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Murkomen should just shut up.

Too much sugar in your diet?

And I have just shown this to a lady doctor who I respect and she says that almost all the causes and remedies suggested here are probable. She seemed more engrossed with the alcohol mention.

Yaani hakuna anayekumbuka those slimy fuckers who reside permanently in the tummy? Deworm!

The man is now a liability to the mountain. Tene he was so affable and a pleasant chap who elicited warmth and pride in the hearts of many. But now look at him! He requires so much of multifaceted rehabilitational therapy he is almost irredeemable! Where do you start? "Drunkardness"? Anger...

Wue! No way he can! The moment he does that stunt his deputy automatically assumes the office forthwith, immediately, promptly... or so I think. Don't they say that Kenyan general elections dates are cast in stone? Na kama the president hawezi kumaliza muhula wake for any given reason the deputy...

Walevi hawana heshima, Walevi hawaaminiki!

Wonderful hustle there! Uko wapi na cash cum zako? Wauza bei gani? Tuanzie hapo.

Nilikua karibu kusema vile wahindi huwa wabaya, especially hio riika, niliposoma hizo comments nikaduaa na mshangao. It seems like many Kenyans hate the Indians a little bit too much, and it's just not right!

I saw a story somewhere, a guy was narrating how he was going Along with their local prevailing social media wave of disparaging a public figure, then siku moja he happened to meet the public figure face to face, he said he felt like he wanted to melt because of... Then akawa anajiuliza, what...

Oh! Now I get you! But usisahau kuna siasa kiasi kwenye malalamishi yao. Siku ile, and it might be sooner than imaginable, watalipishwa kuvuka na Ferry...

The article and you are arguing against the "coastarians" unfairly. Why not say it is a Kenyans' problem? How many pedestrians have been arrested, maimed or even killed in Nairobi for not using the provided footbridges when crossing the ever busy city roads? Wewe ngoja tu. The bridge will...

Kama his role model, Donald Trump, Sonko has a million stupid active cases in court and always wants the cases to be argued his own way hence always and constantly changing the lawyers. That extra extra large hubris does them both!