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    Breaking news!

    Uchaguzi ni leo, majamaa! Tuesday the 9th of August, 2022! Can't you believe it? Ni leo basi!
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    The General Elections 2022

    It's an immeasurable shame that Uhuru Kenyatta should be the one to cause this needlessly unfortunate consternation amongst Kenyans. Nimesikia mama mwingine hapo sokoni akisema vile haamini eti ni Uhuru anayeleta wasiwasi badala ya Raila. Roles do change, literally!
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    The General Elections 2022

    Does it really have to be this way every time we engage each other in elections? Tention everywhere hata huko mashinani! Time check 18:56. This is at Mariakani Town on the Mombasa to Nairobi Highway. The road is virtually empty. Usually saa kama hii huwa jam na malory parked on the roadside.
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    The General Elections 2022

    Why not say Matiba and Odinga? They were the dual captains of the original FORD, weren't they? Kibaki's chemistry back then was KANU through and through and his politics reeked of the "kanuish spoiler gas". Hata majority of his votes did not come from the central province proper, but mainly from...
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    It's over

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    INSTRUMENTS OF POWER.

    I get you. I like your consistency. You said the same thing long time ago. When you used to be known as @Gashwin ulisema Raila hawezi pewa hio sword because of his unatonable sins of involvement in the 1982 coup!
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    Find out who is standing in your area,

    It is as relevant now as it was back then. Uchaguzi ni kesho, sio jana!
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    INSTRUMENTS OF POWER.

    Mkubwa wa armed forces, perhaps? I guess the sword belongs to them. I mean, is it not them who give it to the civilian of wananchi's choice? Na serikali ikipinduliwa, what happens? They retrieve their sword and dismiss wananchi's constitution, isn't it so?
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    Uhuru will be on all Kikuyu radio and TV stations at 6pm.

    Biashara zetu za scrap metal zilifungwa hivyo tu tukashindwa kulipia nyumba na school fees and I am supposed to love gaitû ga gwîciarîra? Uhuru nî mwana wa kîgui na angîrohîa nda agîcûnga!
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    It's over

    Tunajivunia Kenya nchi yetu Kweli yavutia, kweli yapendeza Kenya nchi yangu Nitaitukuza Nitailinda maishani mwangu! NA WANANCHI WOTE NI SAWA TU WAPENDA UGALI YA SUKUMA WIKI! Kenya nchi yangu....
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    It's over

    Not just Ruto diehards. Raila has remarkable diehards as well. We have @Mwalimu-G and @wrongturn. Jolly good fellas these two, full of restraint and not quick to insult opponents like traditional Raila supporters do. Kudos, everyone and may everyone's candidate win!
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    The General Elections 2022

    I follow him. I'm a moron.
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    The General Elections 2022

    You are always the better, stronger people and your opponents are always weaker than you. When you talk loudly you are the majority. When your opponents talk louder than you then you promote yourselves to the title of the silent majority! Typical of Raila diehards! Well. Here's breaking the...
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    The General Elections 2022

    He is spending quite a handsome fortune to lounder his image. He is not been quite a darling of the press people nor did the press people like him exceptionally throughout his presidency. Amewahi kusema condescendingly that gazeti ni za kufunga nyama. Why is it that suddenly every journalist is...
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