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Guys, saa ingine ubonobo is inevitable. You remember in 2017, we were on the same side with @Gashwin, @Nattydread, and many other jubilidiots. Nasa coalition were gloating about how they were going to set up a tallying centre at Arusha in Tanzania. Ngai! Wacha watu wa jubilee tutetemeke! Sema...

Of course! Raila has become too tired and obsolete to be of any effect. If he loses he will most likely be going straight to bed. Na hata ikiwa atashinda he will not be the one driving the national affairs. Arîkoragûo hau tu ta kîguugua! And that's the thought that makes me shudder with...

I am trying to avoid twitter kama ambaye nadaiwa huko! Sitaki nikutane na hizo bots za itumbi zinazowapa watu nothing but lots of false hopes! Damn!!!!

Which is terrible! I believed, projected and hoped that the differentiating margin would be in the region of millions of votes in Ruto's advantage. But wapi? Hata akishindwa, I will have nothing but maximum respect for Raila. I always have, albeit grudgingly. Just that I can't bring myself to...

One side has to win while the other loses. I would have been very happy if Ruto won. But I also acknowledge that you too have a right to be happy. Obviously, now is your time to be happy. Perhaps my time is next time. Congratulations once again, Azimio.

Raila will take it, I concede. Congratulations Bw @Mwalimu-G, @wrongturn na wengineo mnaosupport Raila. Right now kwangu ndio mnatakikana kukata miti. I hate Uhuru Kenyatta very much. I don't want to see his project win, but unfortunately it is apparent that that's exactly what will happen...

Very telling.

I am tempted to swallow a sleeping pill nijipate nikiamka kesho saa tano nipate ishatangazwa. I can't, though. I wish I could.

Uzuri wa low turnout ni kuwa by kesho, probably, by saa tano kitakua kimeeleweka, au sio?

Niniii zimeanza kuingia, Wadau! @Meria ni nani atafanya official tallying? It is also being said that Murang'a women rep elect is Betty! Don't know if it's true.

Ndio tumeenda. Mtaa uko empty kama brarry fakin! Traffic at its lowest on the Mombasa to the-Wide-World Highway.

Ngai! Today's elections are completely fucjed up! Kabisaa!

Not me!!! I swore never to enslave myself with certain degrees of enthusiasm. Nirauke hii ngware yoote kwani mimi nachaguliwa?????? Hapa hapa kitandani mpaka saa kumi jioni. Nonsense!