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    Giraffe electrocuted in Naivasha

    That leather siwezi mind.
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    Murder most foul

    Wanaume wa Ruiru wapewe leso na kikapu kwa sababu wamesahau vile nyoka hukanyagwa
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    I Was Stupefied...

    November 14 katakuwa Pumwani kakiambiwa puuush
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    CBD is red

    Last year wanasema men's Conference was highly successful. What did the conference achieve? Men are going to lose more control because women are proposing that governors and deputy governors cannot be of the same gender. BBI.
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    Buju Banton in town

    Buju Banton sang a song that gays did not like. He was forced to apologize in order to continue eating. The Holy Bible says there will come a time when you (all of us human beings) will be forced to choose between what you believe in (righteousness) and what you don't believe in (wickedness). If...
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    This is Guka - I Am Nothing But Stardust. A Simple Lesson From the Greatest Selfie Ever Taken

    Another fun fact. Earth moves around sun at a mind boggling speed of 67,000 mph (107,000 km/h).
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    Njuguna's Restaurant on Waiyaki Way on Fire

    Ufala because management will not eat that
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    Masomo ya siku hizi ni mbaya. Ati nyama ni mbaya

    Imagine ujinyime malaya, ujinyime drugs, ujinyime maisha ya kuuza madawa etc all the fun things in life then as if that is not enough ujinyime nyama na pombe. Maisha gani hiyo Mimi nyama nitakula hadi ziishe au nifungwe jela. Beer ndio nimezipea break but niko karibu kuzirudia
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    Masomo ya siku hizi ni mbaya. Ati nyama ni mbaya

    Moi lived over 100 na Gidi said it, Moi hakuwa anachekesha nyama. Then unaona mtu anakuambia ati nyama ni mbaya nyef nyef nyef Ukiskiza hawa madaktari utaambiwa ukule spinach na carrot na waru moja pekee then maji glass 8 daily. No nyama, no beer, no tea, no biscuits.
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    Kakamega tragedy: Teachers had reserved one staircase to themselves

    Leaders want this thing forgotten as soon as possible. There's nothing good that can come out of exposing the rot in the system.
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    Jowie released

    The courts were embarrassed after releasing Babu Owino so they will now release Jowie. Kumbe online activism works. Meanwhile Jackie Maribe is planning to buy sexy panties and bras anticipating a night of passion.
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    Watoto wa Nyayo might Relate...

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    A Kiambu Member of County Assembly has died.

    May he rest in peace. India is becoming the new place where Kenyan politicians go to die. It used to Nairobi Hospital.
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    landlord kills tenant over a Ksh.2500 rent arrear in Kawangware

    February 12 na rent bado? Uhuru has really collapsed economy.
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    Wajukuu wote ni yellow yellow

    The same thing in Kenyatta family na Biwott family. This is advancement in the minds of African. 👤 👥👶👧🧒👦
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    Starter pack in Kabarak

    300 million shillings is what they said GOK will use for this funeral. The true figure will never be known
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    Breaking news: Tuju involved in an accident along the nakuru Nairobi highway on his way to moi's burial

    Usually VIP seat at the back left. Was this the case?
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    Pipi burns house after man introduces second wife in Kakamega

    Najua people in Nairobi in their 40's who have never got married and never had children. 🤓🤓🤓 Nairobi kweli no shamba la mawe. Haizai
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    Sudan to hand over Omar al-Bashir to the ICC

    Only Africans send their own to ICC. No other people are this lacking. No other people are this broken.
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