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May he R.I.P

@mzeiya uko na bahati, ungehara kama gachau.

Hapa brathe ulichezwa na wazazi, hii ni ile ukiwa mdogo unauliza maswali but because answer ni embarrassing unaambiwa anything. Those are mating/seductive sounds. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Kwanza kuku kienjeji. Kuna siku nikiishi kwa bedsitter on a Saturday afte nilipika ingokho nikasema acha nikule shingo na mgongo, niende out then by midnight nikirudi nitapata imefanya ivyo umesema (percolate), saa usiku narudi with "crow" of the day, kufika kwa mlango napatana na mifupa...

Wise man. Najua ulikuwa umeendea latex but hutaki kusema, chihuahua nayo ikanusia oxytocin and testerone zako, ikadhani umekujia ..ama wacha tu.

Hata wasijenge hosi zingine, let them equip (well)the county hospitals we already have. Many county hospital are lacking even vital items like PPEs hence endangering the lives of frontline health workers and now they are threatening to down their tools. Sadness of life.

Ama ukiona mtu wa steering anakodoa macho ka Muite ama ameuma ulimi or leaning towards the steering wheel and holding onto it tightly, huyo kaa mbali na yeye.

It is not easy kuwa na miguu kama hizi halafu watu waexpect uaccelerate stably.

There's an MCA from Othaya named Kiruga Thuku who's sycophancy towards the hustler is on another level. Hadi siku hizi anavaa, kunyolewa na kutembea kama loot all https://www.facebook.com/kiruga.thuku

Mutikai si ni ile ng'ombe imekonda hadi mukamo imefichika kwa ngozi lazima ikamuliwe mchana ndio mkamuaji aweze kuona mukamo.

Si angeandika tu na kizungu ndio watu kama mimi waelewe

Long live Mwai Kibaki, the best PORK to date.

Hata titties atakutolea

Flies hovering over matackle like bees do near a beehive

Matoke Nyama, waru

its trending on twirra, #Pesayashosh

Pesa ya shosh wamerudisha kwaja?

I expect that he will be skunk drunk. Bookmark this.