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Teabags? Kwani ni za sungura ama ni torture?

Hawa watarudiana tu but one day mmoja wao atasucceed kumaliza mwingine

Wee msenge mshamba hii ni asparagus. Leo naongea kiswahili sanifu, borrowed from KBC, na kuna mtu anaeza fikiri ni matusi

All the passengers are not necessarily stupid, sometimes mnajipata hamna sauti kwa hawa bus crew, but the Zebra Kiss driver is definitely the stupidiest, ukichengwa tulia, kubali kupitwa.

Fabrizio Romano: Arsenal in talks to sig... Arsenal Fans:

Unpossible, Mbugua alienda mjei lini? Ni mjei gani inalipwa 5k?

There's a time I used to frequent that place with a momo flani, kuna ndge iko hapo grounded, ulevi na usherarti yenye inaendelea hapo ni ya level ingine. Lazima waliacha gari ikiwa neutral ama mguu ilitoa handbrake wakisha kwa kitendo cha ngo**, extrail ikateremka na gravity

Uliweni peke yenu, mi siwezi na siwezi kuwa na huo ujinga.

Wueh!! Kwani huyo mzee alikua na Murder shaw aje, naskiaga tu vile alikamua ma headmistresses, si hata twitter VAR juzi ilisema ni kama ndio Baby daddy ya recently deceased media personality, mtoi wake anafanana na man Giddy.

Stop being dogmental and empathise, ghui

Kiburi FC ndio inauzwa na Glazers family to Sir Jim Ratclife

Na Mai Mahiu Boys Secondary School, who nose;) how it is?

Exaggerate Ama

Who knows about Maai Mahiu Boys Secondary School?

Serves em brats right. I am almost at that stage with a "Kìrui"

Nimeona jamaa wa Sauti Sol, yule wa sim 2, ama nimeona zangu?

Huyu mtoto anakulwa ama amebebwa? Don't believe everything you see

That's intolerance and contempt by his like(Old rigid men from the mt) on our Luo Nyanza brothers, si mnajua hata hapa tuko na mzee beggar anakuaga na hio upuzi.

Mfanyiwe vile wanataka, si mlisema "Hatupangwingi", na kupeleka dymasty icaweri, sai Ouru ako kwa den ya keg akifuliza ndio akunywe cup, tutaona vile hamtapangwingwi,