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    Ministry of transport announces full capacity passenger in matatu sector starting from Monday 9th August

    Hapo kwa kufungua dirisha kidogo kutakuwa na tashishi and the dumb reasons people give hehe
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    Messi Parts Ways with Barcelona

    Lakini if Messi won't return to LaLiga si iyo League itaanguka, plastic fans washa jipanga kusonga na yeye to next destination venye wa CR7 walisonga Juve
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    Messi Parts Ways with Barcelona

    😂 😂
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    The Most Underrated Job(s) in Kenya, GoodMorning

    Tusafishe maitho. Back to matters madere ebu leta pay structure ya madere kwa Govt tuchambue
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    Mandas Moto, Mandas Moto

    @Meria inaonekana jogoo ya kwako bado haijawika but don't worry I gat this. Leo mimi ndio nawaletea Mandas mwoto mwoto, straight from the pan.
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    Ruto meets hustler MPs

    Nguruwe hujikaanga na mafuta yake. This f**r anaturingia venye ako na numbers na hawes wamarshall wa appeal vitu zenye walipitisha parliament kutukamua. Na ndio manugu wengine wanasema akiunda next Govt atawajali. Mwakenya mshapatiwa peupe what more do you want to be driven to your numbskulls....
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    Mombasa Road

    Nimekaa hapa kwa mat nikapigwa na Eureka Moment. Mandarins in the transport sector hawes fikiria kiasi wakubalishe watu wa access JKIA through Outering. From the current Junction hapo SGR si walime ka all weather road wanaume wapambane hapo. Lastly, ii barabara ya Ngurunga si ingelimwa ikuwe...
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    Harun Aydin

    Chef bonoko @Gio kuna order ya popcorns inakum na si kidogo. Ii movie inakaa a production straight from "State House" with Special Mention from "Harambee House"
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    Harun Aydin

    Mbona mehemehe mingi, Miguna was stripped of his Citizenship and yet he was born humu humu, huwezi shindana na ndovu(serkal) kunia
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    Businessman shoots wife dead before committing suicide in Kiambu town

    We should preach against oneitist, people should learn how to walk away when things are not "niniing"
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    Car Security

    Hehe but when I grow up I want to be like you
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    Car Security

    Nope. That was in reference to the street slang of kutembea ka mifugo, then let me edit if it's offensive
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    Businessman shoots wife dead before committing suicide in Kiambu town

    @Okiya hapa umepatikana ndani ya cookie jar, wewe najitetea ukiwa kipande gani?
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    Ruto sounding like a jilted lover

    Izi goal posts zikianza kubadilishwa ivi hakuna kitu ya maana tunafanya, hapa manugu watakuwa wale wale. If the National Govt. of that time implements the Bottom Up Model then it should cut across the divide starting from the Citizenry up-to the National Govt. II yaku exempt County Govt from the...
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    Car Security

    Iyo ilimeswa kapsaa kapsaa
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    Has anyone met anyone

    Fix it. Lakini acha kukula kondoo wako 😁
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    Car Security

    Bado nameza pain killers from my experience, katika pilka pilka zangu kwa Zuckerberg naona Subaru Forester XT pia imesanywa. Ii pandemic ya Toyota seems to be spreading across board. Sasa wangwana leteni maoni on how to secure a jalopy tusaidie felow motorists, the rate at which magari...
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    H.E DP William Ruto on inooro

    Hehe, si niliskia watu wakisema RAT ndio DP uyu "imposter" anakuwaje refered to as DP. Akina Itumbi wako na maneno
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    Nature can be Brutal ~ Himalayan Landslide

    Story na evacuation tunasomeanga kwa kitabu tunaachia hpo
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    Woke Generation

    Venye kunaenda iko shida mahali. Mtu afanye factory reset to rudi kwa default setting. How will we be addressing people in public if the traditional words that we grew up used to are deemed gender "racist" for lack of a better word. Refering to a woman pregnant pia imekuwa hatia. DAMN!
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