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    Church Projects are a waste of Money. Reke Nemwo

    "Religion is an opium of the masses!" - Miguna Miguna - 1922.
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    Verbal Abuse

    Examples of sweeps ni kama...... @Meria = konda wa trela za muarabu @Introvert = makanika fake pale Grogon @Cazorla = watchman pale K.W.F.T Wadau wataongezea zingine......
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    Why did the Chicken cross the road?. - KListers and Ktalkers Edition.

    Umesahau @Introvert aka Jakipash The chicken crossed the road in search of osungu.dll files and also to avoid ending up in this week's gunia
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    Masaibu ya Deree wa Msedes

    Was wondering the same thing. Its like since Corona happened, "one is not allowed" to have other sicknesses banae! Ata ukiwa na food poisoning pia ni Corona! ☹This suuuucks.....arrrrrgh!
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    The absurdity has begun...

    Na Owuor ama Ng'ang'a wakiweza sema jik ndio dawa ya Corona si Bonobos watameza hyo kitu kama maji
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    The absurdity has begun...

    Imagine we have been worshipping their way of life for years man! Just SAAAAD!
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    Loop holes have been sealed

    @Pamba 1 and Co. Favourite song right now! 😂
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    Ni mimi alone ama?

    Wewe na hao wengine 99 🙄😏
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    Dark web or deep web

    🙄
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    Will the lockdown ever end?

    Bingwa Group of Scrotums mnasumbua! 🙄
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    Newcomers pitieni hapa....

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    KMTC Karen

    Sad part is you have to pay 2k per day banae 😭😭
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    This is Guka - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Nimecheswo................Dakika Ya 90 na Niko 2 Down...................Fek This Shit Man!

    Guka labda srekwin alikuwa anajiuliza kimoyomoyo......"nikikupea utawezana?" 😂😂
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    Some good sunday music suitable for senators.

    Ati Ktn Tv?? 😳😳
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    Meria's colleague quarantined

    Alafu huyo crow "apatane" na @Meria na yeye apeane ko-odinets kwa wale jamaa wa nani amekamua/siwezi mind kulipa 50 bob e.t.c 😂😂
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    Nduthi ya Makanika imeenda

    A "bald fool" and his motosaiko are soon departed! 😂😂😂
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    This is Guka - Corona Side-Benefits

    6. You are old, you get Corona you try miti shamba + white cup but your pace maker won't keep up (even a ventilator can't help you!). Then you realize you were never in the game.
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    Management reserves the right of admission

    Kutoka leo wewe ni "Introfart Wang Jing" :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: Triple Shait!
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    Management reserves the right of admission

    After this Corona chieth is over inafaa tupee hizi small eyed ghaseers an economic/trade black out! Shienz sana :mad:
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