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    Snail farming

    Snails. Good luck popularising farming fads that rhyme with quails.
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    Mutua Bolts From Azimio

    As opposed to him being a what?
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    Accident Alert: Roysambu

    Always.
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    The Azimio la Umoja seven member DP selection panel meeting underway in Nairobi

    Question: How do you know Raila is a stooge who can never think or act on his own? Answer: He's not even allowed to choose his deputy.
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    Mother and son mauled to death

    Why the fcuk would you do that? Kwa nini sasa?
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    UEFA Champions

    I heard you were talking shiet about Liverpool...
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    Norwegian sovereign fund "could lose 40 pc of its value"

    Meanwhile, the freefall of the dollar against the ruble continues. Leo inalala below the psychological 70-ruble mark. Below is soon after Russia decided it was only accepting payments in rubles. You can see it was exchanging at 140 rubles to the dollar at some point before that.
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    Guys my IG account has been hacked:help

    Nobody has hacked your account. Even Microsoft uses local numbers to send verification codes.
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    Naks Nrb Rd: Jipangeni

    True. Graves and cemeteries are full of people who had the right of way.
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    Swali nyeti, alikua ameenda kufanya nini?

    This is the hypocrisy I find hard to fathom from influencers and noisy people behind keyboards. Yes I said Tano Tena and I regretted it soon after. But the other option we had, Raila and the gang including akina Karua and Mutava, have said Tano Tena na Tena na Milele without shame or regret...
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    Kakiendelea kutamba!
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    Nimesign!

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    Gakua Urogi

    Of course UAE's bin Zayed, Saudi's Al Salman, America's Trump, Britain's Elizabeth, and Ukraine's Zelensky are black people.
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    UDA Nomination Certificates.

    In the process nikagwarwa na rasa ya matatu za BD Sacco. Fuak Uhuru and all he stands for!
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    Gakua Urogi

    It's okay to hate behaviour of billionaires, but don't let it extend it to hating your own skin. Jeff Bezos in the US, the Guptas in South Africa, etc don't have a black skin but they hoard as bad at the expense of other people.
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    Is Liz okay?

    First you agree that Then you contradict yourself and do nothing to dispute neither the 1978 CIA report after the death of mzee nor the facts on the New Scientist article linked above by ironically blubbering while unable to lift your arthritic finger from the fullstop button ati:
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    Is Liz okay?

    https://books.google.co.ke/books?id=zE74f2fU1iwC&pg=PA452&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false Wîrute guthoma.
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    Azimio La Umoja - One Kenya Council meeting

    When you see Raila's lapdog has wiped the fuctap smirk off his face, wamepangwa.
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    Game Kubwa: Liverpool Vs Man Useless

    Oracle wa malori!
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    Where is the fuel ?

    Just say almost exclusively available at France-based companies.
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