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So tuseme the only original part kwa hii gari ni chassis na mabati? Kama introvert ingine ya Kiambu ilikua inaniuzia Yamaha GT iko na engine ya Dayun.

But why are they arming Nazis in eastern Ukraine?

Sounds too much like mtu na mamake.

Ufala. That's not the only solution. But that's the only solution IMF and other hawks can subscribe to Kenya. Why don't you deal with GoK's dalliance with IMF, the hoarding of FX, and Kenyambatata's obsession with commercial loans since you rightly put it here?

A smart person who can't make himself understood is indistinguishable from a stupid person who can't make himself understood. Which are you?

Again, I personally know people that are doing better from pushing trolleys. Going from paying Sh800 rent to Sh8k rent is life-changing. Gladly, no amount of you trashing trolleys and wheelbarrows, and other "dirty" jobs is going to change how much they can make and have made a difference...

Acha ufala. You don't. You trash it because you are ignorant. A lazy trolley pusher will make a thousand a day on average. That's only ten 100-bob trips which don't even take 20 minutes. Roughly a trip an hour. About 20k a month. Enough to lift anyone willing out of poverty.

I knew two youngish men who pushed trolleys around town back in 2014. One is now driving and both their small businesses are doing well. All from mia mia za trolley. Sh1,000 daily is enough to get a willing person out of poverty. Tuambie za kuiba stima or what else you are well versed in...

I dare anyone to come up with a more irritating cliché. After all that claptrap bado husemi kitu?

Hekima ya kuziba tundu la panya kwa mkate. Building roads to eliminate traffic jams.

How do you keep the masses from protesting their country's sorry situation? Bread and circuses. Burger Week and Air show. I bet there's going to be an chini-ya-maji shafting session this week.

Na tukisema it is better to empower cottage industries powered by the simple wheelbarrow, and remove vague, punitive, and arbitrary taxes imposed on larger homegrown ones like Keroche, tunasema vibaya.

But they said Ukraine is winning?

Did you mean POWs? Achana na Xvideos za wamama waitaliano kijana.

About 20 years later, the guy was worth as much as the queen!

Is that even legal?

Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: I like having sex with people of the same sex as me. Normal person: Ok. That's your business. Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: Then say you like having sex with people of your sex. Normal person: I don't, so I won't. Vowel-phobic LGBTQ person: But you have to come and...

Bilha. Unataka mamba ya mamake?

We are not told if she was found guilty or not.

Bullshit feelgood story with plenty of holes. Did the judge find her guilty and fine her? No one knows. If he did, what was the point and why couldn't he have just chosen to let her free if he felt so "humanitarian"? If he didn't, still what's the point?