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    Ruto on NTV

    Mazee Ruto ameingia Ken Mijinga makahasho mingi hadi unahurumia this journalist wannabe.
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    I never walk alone

    This might be a tricky match. Kwanza kile kijamaa kimestunya kinaitwo Traore na ingine inaitwa Jimenez, I don't trust those motherfuckas. But I hope we win. I'll be very happy.
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    Joke of the day

    I agree my IQ is in single digits. Hii imenipita.
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    Definition of STUPID

    This is just sad. The woman is obviously sick in the head and I pity her and the boy and anyone she associates with.
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    Believe it or Not 23.01.20

    It's obvious such a law is necessary. When you walk without underwear, there's a tendacy for you to Bang Kok against unwilling/unprepared strangers which I guess can be rather unpleasant.
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    0 - 2 at the Theater of Screams

    Man United 0-2 Burnley This feels good!
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    Charles Rubia Family

    Not sure if this is a form of necromance humor, or some other sort of a sick joke, but I don't really like it.
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    Liverpool Yaua Nyoka

    Done.
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    Liverpool Yaua Nyoka

    A scrappy 1-0 winner, or a mature 2-0 performance, or a controversial 3-1 VAR-assisted shitshow, or a 5-0 demolition with a 4-0 half-time score, or just any win, I'll be a happy Liverpool supporter.
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    Guiness world Record: Longest nails

    Wee ndigithia! :ROFLMAO:
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    Murder in Kangundo

    What's in the water in Kangundo? Si juzi tu walibaka mbwa hadi kufa!
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    Ruto Crybaby

    Mlimpea kazi gazi exactly? Na ni gani hajafanya?
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    Huyu ndio mtu mnasema he's down but not out?

    Should we tell them, au tungoje wapate matokeo?
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    Kilio cha wakulima

    The government is selling/has sold it's people to slavery. When a nation is unable/unwilling to produce it's open food, it will be dependent and consequently subservient to another country.
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    Tukunia

    Sometimes when I remember the gusto I supported Uhuru with, I just want to bury my dick in a thambo nest.
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    Liverpool running away with it

    Tottenham Hotspurs 0-1 Liverpool Loving it!
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    Locusts now in Samburu/Meru

    Time to stock up on boma rhodes hay. Wale wanakijiji walinicheka wakishangaa mbona nang'ang'a kupanga nyasi badala ya mahindi wameanza kubabaika.
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    Jimmy Carter.

    Pot calling kettle black.
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    Kamua upate stima....

    Kamua kawi!
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    Iran Just Launched Ballistic Missiles at Ain al-Assad military Base in Iraq That Houses U.S Troops.

    That is bullshit. I'm willing to bet the plane was brought down by an American/Israeli action. And it came after the second volley of missiles towards US bases in Iraq. Why did Ukraine rush to say it was engine malfunction? There's no way they could have communicating with Kiev just seconds...
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