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Nimeona. Kuna moja ya 999,999 na ingine ya bob. Brilliant!

Wait. You can write a 1 million cheque? I thought you can only cash a 999,999 cheque ikipita hapo unafanya RTGS.

1.3 million ya pharmacy! Hizo ni dawa gani? Kwani ameekwa drip ya mihadarati?

Let's assume waliskia na hata wakaona, and let's assume you are one of the neighbors, what's your next move?

Relax. The poster was designed to sure dupe and no one is blaming anyone for being mislead.

Wewe utaanguka kwa hii mtego bro. Hio heading ya poster iliandikwa na @Digi. Kitu ya free hapo ni consultation/screening/second opinion. It's there in black and white. Kisha utakua referred to the same hospital for further treatments/checkups/surgery. That's not free.

Na wahindi wanajua kutafuta pesa!

Gatheca alijiuzia Papermills za Western. Mnataka auzie nani makaratasi kama sio nyinyi?

We just don't care. Kenyans don't give a a fuck about their own lives. I saw a post on Facebook about fish from China having close to 500 times the limit recommended levels of lead that's safe for intake. It has 2 likes. Sad.

Ngoja uskie vile an experienced driver should have brought that car safely to a stop at that speed. We were with you here when one of our fellow analysts concluded Kobe's pilot must have been a novice because an experienced pilot would have glided that helicopter to a soft landing.

Glad you realize that now. That's exactly what Jesus told you guys in Matthew chapter 6! But what do your fellow christians do? They follow Kiuna's whoring wife and call her "mom"!

As an illustration, the number of new HIV infections in Finland in 2019 was less than 200 individuals with a sizeable number of the cases from immigrants. How now? A country of 6 million people of questionable morals with with like 100 new HIV infections in a whole year? Kwani hawadinyangi?

Have you heard of HIV? Apparently it's next to impossible for a pure-blood Scandinavian to get it.

Got to know them during 1992 elections, the only time VoK (KBC?) TV didn't close at midnight. They played them on a loop the whole time while interrupting here and there to announce Nyayo's 10's of thousands of votes, Matiba's and Kibaki's few thousands, and George Anyona's 1 or zero votes.

Acha nieke hii comment hapa ndo pia mimi nielimike.

Huyu fala na hio pesa yote hajawai pata miwani size yake?

That shouldn't even shock you. Angalia ingredients upate depression. It's made with "skimmed milk powder". Aka dirt-cheap imported milk powder.

Taimanjini if it was Gor vs AFC. Wangechimba hio uwanja yote wakitafuta "hio kitu". Kisha watupige na mawe.

Yo, what the hell!

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