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Wish I had seen this earlier.

Wakenya wako rada mbaya. 2 cases: 1. Leo nilizunguka chemists za tao nikitafuta surgical masks. Nilipata 4 pekee zile za ka elastic. Zile mob zimebaki ni hizi cumbersome za makamba zinakaa shoelaces. 2. Nilipita pale Garden City Mall masaa kumi. Looked like a ghost mall. Hakuna watu hata kwa...

I got a flat near Naivas Bamburi for 1,500 a day with cleaning and breakfast provided! I think it's a very good deal from what I can see from the pictures. Nitaeka updates hapa. Mniombee tu nisikule host juu hakai mbaya sana.

Release or deport? Nini mbaya ya hii nchi kweli?

Saidieni wadau. I wish to get a decent place to sleep with below 2k in Mombasa. I don't have a friend's I could crash at for a few days - or at least I don't want to bother them. I'll be there to prospect for business that isn't going to pay up immediately so I'm unwilling/unable to spend...

Is this thing sexually transmitted? Asking for a friend.

I would.

I can name at least 5 counties that have banned Chinese Nationals, or Chinese flights, or people who have been to China in the last one month. Iran, Italy, Australia, UK, Russia. And although they call it a temporary ban, it is a total ban. Hata Jin Pin mwenyewe haezi ingia Russia. But no, not...

And yet, you/we took all this heritage and gave it to Kidero and Sonko and gangsters to plunder, all in the name of devolution.

Not to excuse it, but to be fair all primary schools when we were growing up were in similar state. These kids are even lucky it's not flooded with a sludge made of poo and pee.

Shiet... Are you me?

You don't have to take the discontented murmurers at their word, lakini ukiona mtu amepewa a demanding job kisha anakua relaxed na anamea kitambi kaa fala, hakuna kazi inafanywa hapo.

Not gonna last. Donkeys in Kenya are the property of China. I know you won't like hearing about it but we can do nothing because they bought the rights to pretty much everything in this country thanks to Gathicha and his witchdoctor. Next is going to be a clarification on what he meant, then...

Intended but was unable to make it happen? Then why call him God?

Why? Kwani zinakula kwa mahomo peke yao? Did he forget to go for his established order of first blood, then frogs, then lice/gnats, then wild animals/flies, then pestilence of livestock, then boils, then thunderstorms of hail and fire, and jumped right into locusts? And when should we expect...

Three big points in the end, but trailing 2-1 at the 65th minute wasn't the best feeling. 18th straight win, 4 more to go officially take it. ION, you duckers (ati duckers!) never said you can see Kilimanjaro from Kibwezi. Why are you this selfish?

Kwanza when you see the crooked wooden sticks joined up like child's play and meant to be scaffolding for holding up concrete, your heart goes out to the kids that will be using the "bridge".

Kimeibwo! Kirudiwo!

David Kimaiyo. Zikuje.

Fury wins in technical knockout in Round 7, after Wilder's corner, on seeing their boy was being slaughtered, threw in a white towel into the ring. No, really. They took a white towel wakarusha ndani ya ring. Ref stopped the fight. Penda sana. Wilder is too cocky and talked stupid. I think a...