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    Kamenuka! New York Stock Exchange in free fall!

    I've waited to post this because I thought people were being dramatic a few hours ago when it was down around -2% (which is still a very big deal!), but now it's headed nauko -10%! Akina ABC News, RT News, have a live feed on Facebook showing a graph going down, and down, and down...
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    DP Ruto must resign - MPs

    Makena is that you?
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    MCA has been unwell for 2 years

    Hakuna daktari hundika handwriting mzuri hivi. That should be dismissed as a phony document.
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    MCA has been unwell for 2 years

    Shida ya hizi kunguru ni kufikiria everything can be manipulated using (fake) waterworks. Ule MP wa Ukambani alikua anaingia bunge hooked up to tubes and cables akijua anakufa in weeks alafu hii jangili inatwambia nini?
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    @Meria, is this photoshop?

    Ngumu. Ndo maana imesimama.
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    @Meria, is this photoshop?

    I think sio Photoshop.
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    Solar Submersible water pumps

    Sasa najua unangoja tukuulize bei.
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    Italy, Doctors Are Having To Decide Who Lives / Dies

    Meanwhile... https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51804454 "A man from London has become the second person in the world to be cured of HIV, doctors say."
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    Serie A Postponed

    But Liverpool... I hope they don't abort this 8-month baby, banae...
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    Folks Wagon Made in Thika

    Bei? I'm sure this targets wakuMbwa. I'll personally take local assembly seriously when they start producing standard under-500k vehicles. Na sio hizo tuktuk zinajiita Suzuki.
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    The University of Nairobi Bonobos

    Hii ni ile group yenye class yote ilikua inapata straight A's KCSE za Kaimenyi. That blatant cheating really messed this country up.
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    Kidinyi bonoko na singo matha

    Hii yote ni kuambiwa, sindio? Au ushawahi enda kucheki huyo nigga jela?
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    The University of Nairobi Bonobos

    WTF! Nilikua Prefab 7 nikiwa fresha.
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    Atwoli angrily throws away his phone at a press conference.

    Kuonia Ngai ndaa ie showing the gods how full your stomach is. Huyu haezi kufa kabla hajaaibika.
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    This is Guka - Makosa Imefanyikako

    Ndama.
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    This is Guka - Makosa Imefanyikako

    Fiksed.
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    Kadunguni primary school Kilifi

    But I don't understand this. If it's a school, on a public land, and the ministry administers exams and syllabuses in it, how can it not be recognized as qualifying for funding? Au ni nini sielewi? And I'm not surprised that a character who's a supporter of all laws nonsensical or tyrannical...
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    Airbnb Experience

    You get some. I asked. They expected me to check in with my person and had provided a pair of towels, slippers.
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    Airbnb Experience

    For that deal bila kuharakishwa na kuoshewa viatu na kukalia sofa nikicheki boli (ingawa ilikua Liverpool ikinyukwa), totally worth it!
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    Airbnb Experience

    This is a follow-up to this post: https://kenyanlist.net/index.php?threads/good-place-to-sleep-in-mombasa-on-a-peasant-budget.2970/#post-37835 Kwanza asanteni sana for referring me to Airbnb. There are other service providers like booking.com which are similar. Airbnb ni kama Uber ya...
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