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Pale Moi Avenue karibu na mapembe, Sunday afternoon.

How can that possibly be good news? I'd rather see that shosho for the first time in years than see some fish and birds. Ati "usijali shosho yako alibebwa na kohozi, lakini cheki mitaro zimejaa samaki bana!"

If any other governor from the north Rift or Maasailand had used the "kila-mtu-akae-kwao" language, we would be fighting evictions alongside Covid-19 right now. Ati "staki wageni mimi"! Kwani Murang'a ni compound yake?

Then don't travel. Rules are there to prevent chaos that would ensue if every Kenyan was allowed to travel to any part of the country. Just ask @Mwalimu-G

A professor of what? A professor of political science is NOT automatically a professor of medicine? In the medical field, a KMTC nurse is more knowledgeable than Nyong'o.

There's an airstrip in Nanyuki. Just follow the rules and fly bana. Why are you complicating things?

People with pre-existing serious medical problems. I'm sure at his age he must have had a few.

Sounds excellent until you learn the alcohol is too be procured from Raila's Spectre International. Handchieth partners shamelessly see everything as yet another business opportunity.

Kumbe ni stori za Sonko.

Nimejua kwa nini watu husema ngosi nyeusi ni uchinga. Nilipitia Nyamakima nikapata watu na mabag wamefinyana huko kaa makondoo wakipeleka watoto ocha. Bora after mid-April wasikuje kutulilia hapa.

This is how this thing spread in the first place. Kuhamahama. I don't know why you guys don't seem to get this. Please stay put.

Imagine if Albert Bruce Sabin who gave the world his orally-administered polio vaccine free of charge had let the capitalists get into his head... Fuck this whole shiet.

Wait. What? Na vile najikakamua nichukue ka new shape.

Would they tell the world if he had it? Ngumu. My guess is he has it.

https://www.afro.who.int/news/democratic-republic-congos-last-ebola-patient-discharged Only to find another zoonotic shitfest out here. "Nzambe na ngai, WTF do you want with me?", she wondered.

Ha Hakuna kitu huniboo kaa hii upuzi. Jibaba lote hili na kichwa imejaa upii...

Now Trump suspends all travel from Europe for a month because of Kung-Flu. Kaende, kaende...