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    Kithure Kindiki goes down but not without a fight

    Kweli unintelligent birds of a feather think alike. Can't you see NASWA is helping you with the numbers so that you can be divided, and then beaten? Sasa kama Uhuru ni mwanaume si ajaribu kuleta sheria yenye itaumiza Raila na BBI zake aamini hana numbers. Au aamke kesho adai budget ya BBI...
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    Uhuru's Folly is like Atahualpa's

    Raila is Kenya's president. Sad to say. But first a story. Atahualpa, the last true emperor of the Inca, was led to a trap and captured by a Spanish mercenary. The mercenary told him that he could buy his freedom if he filled a room like the one he had been incarcerated in with gold. That...
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    21 More Days it is!

    Hata niliwapatia nyingi. Out of (24 x 60 x 60) = 86,400 seconds, being right at exactly 1:24:20am and 1:24:20pm is being right 0.0000002% of the time. In practical terms, that's always being wrong.
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    21 More Days it is!

    If a clock for example broke at 1:24:20, it's only correct at that time. That's being right 0.002% of the time. Not acceptable by my/any standards.
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    Ruto Followers, Please Snap Out of your Delusion

    You might instill fear and insecurity on Ruto supporters, but you're not going to recruit any of them to your side.
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    Asiyefunzwa na mamake atafunzwa na ulimwengu

    Where's the father?
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    Mumeona hii

    Hii nchi lakini.
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    Church Projects are a waste of Money. Reke Nemwo

    Yaani after reading all of the stuff above your comment you still wrote that? Wewe huwezi saidika.
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    Dont Mess With Mother Nature

    Kufa ukibishana na maji ya laga ni ufala si bahati mbaya.
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    ituîka na iregi na marika

    This means a completely different thing to what you're explaining. Have you ever seen how bad milk cuddles when you try to boil it? That's "itueka". You meant ituîka. E and î have completely different sounds, and can change the meaning when used interchangeably. Another example: Ke ha? =...
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    Working online

    Here you ask for work, kijana. Hio upuzi ingine peleka Misri.
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    Chinese OBD scanners

    I don't mean to be trivial on this, but if those numerous videos did not give you that answer, ulikua unaangalia tu picha.
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    Mayacos nikupita Teketeke

    A lesbo threesome! Nice... But who's Faith?
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    Wanaume ni kubaya

    You don't say! Not girls?
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    Let me remind you what you were promised in 2013.

    Raila is in government. Why isn't he doing what he promised in his manifesto?
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    Tickle your taste buds

    Watarejelea*
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    End of slee quins

    Ati 0753?
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    Bernie Sanders endorses Joe Biden

    Fuck all of those fuckers. Sanders would have done well to keep quiet, or at least keep from endorsing Biden.
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    Pineapple wine recipe, mnaona aje wazito?

    Mimi si mgema Lakini najua "14 to 21 days" ni too much. With that kind of yeast, hata 3 days ni tosha.
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