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    OKIYA THE Shaolin MASTER: SAFI SANA

    Cowards like you die many times before their death. Dying was nowhere near that ninja's mind. Wewe unaona kama ungekua unazikwa hii weekend sindio?
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    Halsa suspends campaigns - amechoka, amefirisika, oksijeni imeisha

    Hujui kuandika Kikuyu. Jifunze. U, Û, na O are totally different sounds and are not interchangeable. Likewise I, Î, na E. Kikuyu haina Ī, Ì, Í, Ï, Ū, Ù, Ú, na Ü.
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    each day brave get vindicated

    Mazee I have been saying this!
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    Huyu anasema nini ?

    Kizungu ya mapua hukuchenga sio?
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    Game changer - We the Brave

    If you have had a COVID infection in the past, you don't need a vaccine. It's redundant, useless, and probably not entirely harmless. That's why GoK forcing armtwisting people to get the jab is either done in ignorance or in arrogance or both. In other words, we the brave hatudungwingwi.
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    2.6M Discuss

    Afadhali ninunue Honda Fit Hybrid mbili jo! Full of safety features, spacious, sexy to look at, breathtaking interior especially if you don't buy the base junks from Mombasa, runs on the smell of rag dipped in petrol... Mazee Fit is fun to drive.
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    Mugathe...Kplc...Tuamini nani sasa

    If it is being backdated, will I be refunded for the tokens I paid in December? Why do I have a feeling that this "reduction" will only be for postpaid bills while the rest of prepaid hoi polloi will continue to pay as they have always paid?
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    RV wamekataa UDA, wamechoma wilbaro

    I can tell you for sure there's no way Pokots will support the same party with Turkanas. If one is supporting Jesus, the other will die with Barnabas, and vice versa.
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    Succeed Newshape:

    Looks like Darth Vader, and for that reason I'm out.
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    Kenyans fail to get electricity cost cuts after Uhuru promise fails again

    So ameshika hadi parliament na magavana makende lakini ameshindwa na 2 or 3 hasora "appointees" in Kenya Power? Unaumwa na kichwa bro?
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    Kenyans fail to get electricity cost cuts after Uhuru promise fails again

    When the LORD comes back. Uhuru amefanya kazi buana!
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    The Ndeiya Oracle MIT predicted this. Njonjo is dead

    Cremated immediately because he did not want children he sired to demand DNA tests and spoil his motherfucka white-man-in-black-skin nonsense. Bado watajitokeza.
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    Curtain Closes on Bachu, Makonika wa body za Msedes

    Nyinyi na nani? Speak for yourself, na usijinyonge.
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    No vax, no entry

    Catching and getting cured of COVID gives one the same effect like having antibodies elicited by the vaccine. If one then has had COVID in the past, do they still need multiple vaccine shots?
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    The money man has spoken

    It's like a hired hitman advicing the victim where to be. Crazy.
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    Itumbi anaLala Ndani

    You're stupid.
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    Someone tell Baba

    "Haghuna siku" Even the language and accent are audible even if it's written in English.
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    Tuchel ameamua...

    Liverpool FC showing experience in climbing Mt Improbable by coming back to draw 3-3 and beating Leicester City FC on penalties.
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    Wildebeest Migration

    Fully vaccinated, hii omicron hapan tambua Nikopoa, abundance of caution tu Then what's the point?
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    We can elect even a dog 🐕 if it vies in the right party

    Acha mbwa, we can even elect you my friend if you were anti-Kenyatta.
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