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  1. Pseudonyms

    Wueh! Look at this reasoning!

    I don't understand you. On one hand, you say Mt Kenya is Assmio, on the other hand you say you wish they wouldn't vote.
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    Fender bender

    @admin Kindly confirm I'm not the only one having shitty experience with playing videos attached on your site.
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    Kuna watu mbili hawawezi patana Kenya hii

    Hii si kikuyu ya mkikuyu.
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    This is Guka - As the Oracle Predicted....

    Sasa labda soja wapigane ngumi kwa street za Kyiv.
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    This is Guka - As the Oracle Predicted....

    Less than 500km. That is where USA wanted to put up the largest military installations outside it's territory. It was to be done by rushing Ukraine through NATO membership, then do frequent incursions into Russia by "accidentally" straying bombers over moscow, etc hadi Putin would never work...
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    Use of the derogatory term Bonobo

    Kama mungu wanamuita lion na hasumbui, na si lion Tu, some weakling scavenging lion of Judah breed that is now extinct, sisi ni akina nani tukatae kuitwa bonobo?
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    Sagana 3: Official Thread

    I believe the correct term for being full of kinyesi from infrequent and frequently incomplete bowel-via-mouth movement is constipation, not pretension. She's constipated. It is as a result of her verbal diarrhoea that has been stemmed for several days now. Other patients can be seen standing...
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    Amb Kimanis Statement on Ukrain

    Kenya is gravely concer...-STFU, you're only a lapdog speaking for your imperial warmongering masters.
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    How ISRAEL turned the DESERT into an AGRICULTURAL POWER

    People were praising the impressive economic and industrial magnificence of apartheid regime of South Africa. Today, you're praising the impressive economic and industrial magnificence of apartheid regime of Israel.
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    Ban notification

    Anus licker ni anus licker. There is no polite way of refering to @mkurugenzi, or any other member who defends their indefensible political god, other than anus licker, just as there is no polite way of refering to your stupid a.s.s decision except as a stupid a.s.s. decision.
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    Ban notification

    Warning za ufala! Does "stupid a.s.s" mean unintelligent buttocks or a borderline retard? Does "a.s.s licker" mean a person who eats a.s.s or subservient moron who finds no fault with their hero or paymasters? Does "kaulize nyanyako" mean you're in no mood to answer a stupid a.s.s's insults...
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    Ban notification

    Foul language, sio? Well, thou mayest fornicate with thineself.
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    Wordle 19/02/2022

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    Amefanya - Kenya now looks like America

    You and your fellow ngaati that have auctioned the country. Sad that patriots and our own can only look at it as spectacle.
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    Amefanya - Kenya now looks like America

    Kama umetumia mali ya Rafiki zako kama collateral, I don't care what you tell your friends, hio nyumba na title ni ya Equity if and only if utamaliza kulipa.
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    Amefanya - Kenya now looks like America

    These photos should carry the Chinese Communist Party's logo, not Jubilee's.
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    Mali Safi - Another Restoration

    Too much rust. I'd like to see this Mali Safi after the long rains.
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    Top London restaurants 'sit ugly people at the back'...

    Kusema ukweli siezi taka kuwekea kando ya huu jamaa. Siku moja right after high school nilikaa kwa mat na jamaa alikua na elephantiasis. I got physically sick. Hyperventilation, nausea, etc. Na jamaa ni kama alijua. Alishinda akinisongezea kimguu jo!
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    Na bado Uhuru haijaanza campaign

    People used to fear ngaati and pretended to be pro-mbeberu, and for good reason. Mbeberu could wipe your fortunes and prosecute you real quick. We know whose side you would have been on and it's a little disappointing.
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    Why Somalis are the most successful African business Entrepreneurs

    Your cruel jokes write themselves!
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