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    BBC Kenya's killer roads

    I knew two women that we attended driving school together. The most incompetent mammals behind a steering wheel, it was unbelievable. I was hoping that the NTSA examiners would out them, but I saw really good drivers having trouble passing the examination than the said women. Sadly, one of...
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    Largest Hummer H1.

    Why?
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    regrets galore

    I don't know what your beef with me is. I have already said that I have low opinion of pompous hypocritical charity in front of multitudes. It is said to be good manners that when you give, "let not thy right hand know what thy left giveth". I also think that it is good manners to be grateful...
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    regrets galore

    First you ask this: But then you answer yourself:
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    regrets galore

    Please pay attention to all italized in bold. Na mwirute guthoma. You accuse me of thinking that GoK officers misappropriated funds, or cut corners, or stole? Of course that has never happened in Kenya! Na mtu ananiambia nisiwahi mletea ujinga! Au it's because I said your Saint Uhuru is a shady...
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    regrets galore

    Looks like you jumped into replying without reading my previous contribution. She was not demanding standards from the president but from those people that the president had asked to do the job. It's like this. I tell you that I have sent someone with 2kg unga to cook ugali for you and your...
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    regrets galore

    This is what shoddy workers and their allies tell you. I once had a fundi and his friends tell me that after I rejected some shoddily-welded gate that I had procured from the said fundi. Somehow I got the back my money in full.
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    regrets galore

    Which standards are you using? Have you seen the interior? Have you seen the size? Please read my response again. She rejected the house because she thought it was substandard and because by doing so she could alert the president about his corrupt men.
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    regrets galore

    Is it? Uhuru akiwa na mapresident/mabillionaire wenzake anaeza waonyesha hio nyumba ajidai alijengea mtu? I think she was trying to alert the president about his shoddy corner-cutting men on the ground. The "2m house" ̷p̷r̷o̷b̷a̷b̷l̷y̷ definitely cost much less than a million na labda hata...
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    Time to call the hitman!

    @admin Your video player is fcuked up. Sijui unataka uambiwe mara ngapi.
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    Mlisema Turkana county is battleground?

    Fastofoo, Lomenen and Kanini Kega are in the same group. Both have dug their own political graves in their own constituencies and are looking to please thankless Uhuru.
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    Habari ndio hii

    Hii ndio inafanyanga Raila die hards warushe mawe.
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    Exam Malpractice Cont: Turkana

    Not surprised. I once was a BoG teacher in Turkana. Almost got my ass kicked by my mubaba/agemate student when I dared ask why they were attempting to cheat.
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    Brace Yourselves Ladies and Gentlemen!

    "Nyani haoni mkunduwe/kundule." Do we have to explain idiomatic expressions every time to prevent you from magically extrapolating insults and aiming them at yourself?
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    Brace Yourselves Ladies and Gentlemen!

    D Oya, nyani! Njoo nikuenyeshe mninii wako. Do you know of Sagana 1, 2, and 3? No recording device either from the media or from attendees was allowed. "Nyenyenyenye... media thrown out".
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    47.3% vs 42%

    2% ni watu wa nduthi. Hio ishaenda.
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    All is well in paradise..., or is it?

    Palipo na moshi bro. Au nikuache juu yaliondwele sipite.
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    Circumcision under Local and General

    No they don't.
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    Circumcision under Local and General

    Tulia. Which mzungu showed us the practice millennia ago?
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    Baringo: Bandits Kill Police Inspector

    Anywhere with this symbol there must be a gun problem and human life is cheap.
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