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    election preparedness: Chiefs to get Bodas

    When an honest government comes in, Car & General that sells motorbikes to GoK should be investigated and made to return all the loot. There is no justification at all why GoK should purchase a 150cc Yamaha DT at close to Sh700,000. And now they want to Billioni SABA on motorbikes? Is...
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    Flight suspended at Wilson coz of military operation

    A person who's always afraid of even his own shadow...
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    Fuel Shortage: The Genesis

    It's not normal for humans to be hurtling at more than 40kph. What's your point?
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    Fuel Shortage: The Genesis

    Kwani I queue for how many hours daily? In all this crisis, I've only queued once and for a maximum of 15 minutes at a Rubis on Northern Bypass. 4k takes me at least a week. For that 4k, I leave at my own time, I stop where I wish, I leave my stuff and tools secure in my car, I have no...
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    Fuel Shortage: The Genesis

    Convenience, hygiene, comfort, own pace and schedule, space, predictability, freedom.
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    Fuel Shortage: The Genesis

    Hio hio. And you wonder why it's mostly those stations that seem to have an inexhaustible supply in this crisis.
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    Dismissal Notice

    Ufala.
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    Who does this motherfucka think he is? (But one AU High Representative for Infrastructure will jump at the chance only to be seen dozing at the dressdown zoom meeting).
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    Budget 2022-2023: Official Thread

    I rebuke that spirit katika jina la Yesu! Chapa Man City, RISWA!
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    Not sure who advices Ukraine, but I'm sure they're not her friend. So Russia started pulling out from key positions and infrastructure installations including Chenorbyl. But someone then decided it would be a good idea to send two choppers into Russia and bomb an oil depot, which they did...
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    ToJ! Katambe kutamba!
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    Junet Mohamed: Ruto Offered Raila Half Of Government If He Helped Him Overthrow Uhuru From Power

    That stupid smirk of his is what I can't stand. Afadhali Amos wako alizaliwa na smile yake, but Junet's is one of a taunting, arrogant, drunk-with-power villain.
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    Named after Somalis supposedly for their indefatigable bravery. Name one Western country who can be willing to be associated with virtues of black people.
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    Roman Abramovich- Kwani sumu ya huku ni Noma aje?

    I suspect the UK government. They have taken all his money including Chelsea merchandise sales, tickets cash, his aircrafts, etc. Wakishaonja hio windfall unafikiri watataka kuiachilia? The first thing they do is to eliminate him, and since dead men tell no tales, they can claim his cash was...
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    Bus loses control and veers into oncoming traffic along Thika road in Pangani.

    That's one motivated, hardworking, early-rising person whose week has been ruined by a crazed incompetent motherfucka hurtling a mabati box alongside sane people.
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    Ulefi:Tusker na Balozi cans...

    I wanted to see if the person understood the concept. Hukuona vile amejibu na kiburi na ni yeye alieka thread na kisha akadelete reply? Na sasa ndo huyu anajifanya hakua amenijibu.
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    Ulefi:Tusker na Balozi cans...

    If you buy 10 cans, how much will you be saving?
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    Mafuta ya kupikia

    You didn't save anything. You thought you spent less but you definitely did not save even 1 shilling. Spending less is not saving. Saving is putting aside.
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