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    This is Guka - Makosa Imefanyikako

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    Things to know before moving out of your parent's house

    Alafu one of the days you become so broke hadi unaoga na Ile gel ya utensils, ama unachemsha spaghetti na tomato sauce... You get a hard on once a month Saa hio mende kwako zinakuja tu kulala, na sababu you don't feed them they feel that they own space on your beddings too and while at they...
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    Joshua Njiru Njeru. 6 months in jail for calling neighbour matako

    Hehehe the exple3used... Said in kiembu are something else... Sijui if mnataka examples
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    Ceausescu - Most Hated People in History

    Probably it's Kasikeu kwa kina @Elgin
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    Rain check...

    heavily pregnancy sky.. All day..shait..bad for business bana
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    A.O.B Sunday 1th March 2020

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    Kuuliza sio ujinga II

    Eenyewe wewe ni Mwendawazimu
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    Good Place to sleep in Mombasa on a peasant budget

    Very good.. Bamburi imekua whore town kama Mtwapa, you can dangle anytime you want. Meanwhile check out hii hapa and support a hustler to smell onion kwake.... http://www.booking.com/Share-IlQlip Elegant Home Self Catering Apartment
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    Good Place to sleep in Mombasa on a peasant budget

    Kasee... Maembe yaliisha? Ama ushakua mtu wa nazi
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    Good Place to sleep in Mombasa on a peasant budget

    Apamde tukituki
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    Good Place to sleep in Mombasa on a peasant budget

    Side za stadium, Kuna stadium inn, and a few others, very nice places. Shuka Sabasaba, get a tuk tuk ya hamsini. Useme stadium inn.
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    Illiterate Meria Mata reporting for....

    Napituka tu. Melia shikiria hapo usipapaike
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    Iko Kazi

    Chief just apply, what I do is worlds apart from what I did in college.
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    Lorry Driver

    Kila siku tunawaambia you stop taking that drink from Magufool land, inajiita energy,
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    Believe it or not. 17.02.2020

    I thought it meant Welcome To Facebook 😒
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    'Public Holiday"

    Hio kitu si unauwa gonads proper... When you last got hard old man?
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    Slow day

    @Ngimanene Na Matomoko @Ngimanene na Muchere Say hello to that teacher
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    He Was a Truly Generous Man Indeed

    Weè shida yako is what? You have to dissect everything, you want to be the sharpest hoe in the shed or what?
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    Deree wa Thermos murdered

    Madelepa... Munyihie mithita ngui ici,
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    AOB Fryday 7rd February 2020

    Siwes mind kulipa 150
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