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  1. Elgin

    Brexit happening later today

    Whilst watching Crystal palace play Hull 'Sirry' A white sitted next to me asked,"Where are you from and would you love to settle here and watch all this fun?" Said yes, akasema they would love to have us but Britain is just one 'tiny' island and we can not all move there yo know!
  2. Elgin

    KBT 530Q

    Na @Pamba 1 anakula kachwani then analaugh sheepishly.
  3. Elgin

    Tembea kenya

    Hehe, nigga si you are keen! Leo nataka kamenthol.
  4. Elgin

    KBT 530Q

    Gari ni engine.
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    NAIROBI FLY

    Huku ukambani kuna an insect which bites then lay an egg on you. Mimi nimekuwa a host for sometime especially if you love to lay urself on some lawn. Now, when the egg hatches, inaanza the larvae start to eat your flesh polepole. Hapo unalala ndethe kwa bed then wife anasquize out the fuckers.
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    Tembea kenya

    Naona hamtembei, niko WOTE.
  7. Elgin

    Tembea kenya

    @Meria leo nanyonya hizi.
  8. Elgin

    Tembea kenya

    Nope, now 20 Kcr fine.
  9. Elgin

    Tembea kenya

    @Meria naweza osha wakuu mecho? Nishapandilia ka mwarim fulani nimemeet yeye leo. Tunaspend pamoja.
  10. Elgin

    Tembea kenya

    Hehe, ngata nikatop up 1k, gari ikakuwa full tena. Keja kweli hapa ni thao but very nice kuna hata dstv. 5k hata siwezi maliza na malaya ndugu.
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    Tembea kenya

    Hehe white smoke ilionekana last weekend, saa huu sina kakitu hata.
  12. Elgin

    Tembea kenya

    Hehe, kamulia yeye kwa shower banae. Then umeshindwa kutambua niko wapi, nakupiga fine ya 10Kcr.
  13. Elgin

    Tembea kenya

    Hehe safi mkuu.
  14. Elgin

    Tembea kenya

    Hehe niko na kaper diem ka 7k mkuu...ndiko nakojolea mdogo mdogo. Vipi lakini?
  15. Elgin

    Tembea kenya

    Mwarim ako wapi? Am attending a games clinic somewhere, kulala ni huku leo, lazima nisake kamtu. Nishapark bakora yangu. nishaegesha...
  16. Elgin

    Lunch...

    Hii na ya Nairobi river mwarim, imenyonya mercury hadi ikaloose shape! Inakaa newt!
  17. Elgin

    Kebs bans 17 maize flour brands

    Mimi huweka nusu gunia kwa my kadudu nikitoka ocha, wife end month anapima gorogoro nne nakupeleka posho anasagiwa grade one.. tamu hata kuliko hostess.
  18. Elgin

    Beer truck overturns at Westlands roundabout

    Ni @Meria anakula mzigo, then anakulisha truck groundie to cover up. Hujui?
  19. Elgin

    Mogoka chewers...

    Haha
  20. Elgin

    Mogoka chewers...

    Wow, received here bruv. Thank you so much. I will send you a couple of bottles when you want me to sometime. Thank you big.
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