Haha, btw hii mambo ni common sana ocha, Kwanza on Sundays, Ukipiga lap kwa makeg joints unaweza buy jogoo ya 1k mia nne. unapata kamzae kako na 4kg ya yellow beans anataka tu 200 ya Smart vodka.
Huyu hawezi, ako na salo ya 52k kwa hio farm, yeye ni maloan left right tu. Under his bed, kuna more than 300 empty bottles of cheap liquor zenye yeye hukunywa. Yeye bado anakula na kulala home. Huyo next time nikiwa home namfurusha!
Masomo sometime ni upuzi! An opharned cousin of mine was staying with us, was left when he was only 3 months, We took him in. Kijana primary was a block head ajabu! Scored 106 marks out of 500 in 2014. Was no need wasting money aende sec. Kijana akatumwa pale Wambari polytechnic Naivasha...
Whilst in CUEA miaka ya 09, Mwarimo ameenda library on a Saturday kitu 2. We had some good wifi all over, mimi nikajiseti kwa corner very far. Wadau, kuasha my Dell, ni ma moans tu! Kumbe poor mwalim forgot battery died kejani nikiona mnyoroshano. I panicked! Very fast nikang'oa batt na charger...
You gotta forgive me on this one, Ruhusa ya 2 hrs and the head wants you real quick back mkuu, the brain gotta be used, si kichwa tu kama kofia ya akili mkuu. How are you lakini?
A creepy life hack I switch on especially when I find long ques! You just tell the guard manning uko epileptic, especially pale Ntsa and ekwete kabla waweke viti, Wafula anakupeleka straight to the counter.
Haha, Hii Vitz hata nipewe a brand new Rover nakwama tu nayo, yaani this small car just reliable hata sijui!You can even wake up at 2am ukiwa ndethe ikuone tu ijiwashe iseme twende!
Hehe, If you got a payslip, just walk into that fucken bank and grab some loan and buy yourself that small car, Wacha watu wa jaba wakaite tu kadudu.The best best justice I did my self was buying our sweet Vitz, My whole life realy changed, Unaenda mahali unataka bila wasi.
Ni kyau kasee naku, kitimba kya mboo ukakuna kikaumia syuki! We huwa wapi mkuu, Incase around, nienda tukomane, Nzovi na kuku wa uchoma ninguua pa country lodge Tawa. Nenie.