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  1. Elgin

    AOB 2st Mei, 2022

    Meria na mapose.
  2. Elgin

    Aob 1st May 20202

    Haha, hapo ulipiga ithe wa Joni githuguu. Si hata ungechange baze.
  3. Elgin

    Aob 1st May 20202

    Haha, btw hii mambo ni common sana ocha, Kwanza on Sundays, Ukipiga lap kwa makeg joints unaweza buy jogoo ya 1k mia nne. unapata kamzae kako na 4kg ya yellow beans anataka tu 200 ya Smart vodka.
  4. Elgin

    Engineering in Kenya

    Huyu hawezi, ako na salo ya 52k kwa hio farm, yeye ni maloan left right tu. Under his bed, kuna more than 300 empty bottles of cheap liquor zenye yeye hukunywa. Yeye bado anakula na kulala home. Huyo next time nikiwa home namfurusha!
  5. Elgin

    Engineering in Kenya

    Masomo sometime ni upuzi! An opharned cousin of mine was staying with us, was left when he was only 3 months, We took him in. Kijana primary was a block head ajabu! Scored 106 marks out of 500 in 2014. Was no need wasting money aende sec. Kijana akatumwa pale Wambari polytechnic Naivasha...
  6. Elgin

    British lawmaker Neil Parish resigning after watching porn in the House of Commons.

    Whilst in CUEA miaka ya 09, Mwarimo ameenda library on a Saturday kitu 2. We had some good wifi all over, mimi nikajiseti kwa corner very far. Wadau, kuasha my Dell, ni ma moans tu! Kumbe poor mwalim forgot battery died kejani nikiona mnyoroshano. I panicked! Very fast nikang'oa batt na charger...
  7. Elgin

    Cheat Code za life

    You gotta forgive me on this one, Ruhusa ya 2 hrs and the head wants you real quick back mkuu, the brain gotta be used, si kichwa tu kama kofia ya akili mkuu. How are you lakini?
  8. Elgin

    Cheat Code za life

    Hehe, Was responding to mwarimos, got a long weekend, already drinking mr Meria.
  9. Elgin

    Cheat Code za life

    Mwarimo, survival for the fittest. Very sharp should live to see the next day always, nikii ureda gukararia Mr. Darwin?
  10. Elgin

    Cheat Code za life

    A creepy life hack I switch on especially when I find long ques! You just tell the guard manning uko epileptic, especially pale Ntsa and ekwete kabla waweke viti, Wafula anakupeleka straight to the counter.
  11. Elgin

    THUGS ADMINISTER ‘MCHELE’ ON PASSENGERS IN A NAIROBI BOUND BUS

    Haha, Hii Vitz hata nipewe a brand new Rover nakwama tu nayo, yaani this small car just reliable hata sijui!You can even wake up at 2am ukiwa ndethe ikuone tu ijiwashe iseme twende!
  12. Elgin

    THUGS ADMINISTER ‘MCHELE’ ON PASSENGERS IN A NAIROBI BOUND BUS

    Hehe, If you got a payslip, just walk into that fucken bank and grab some loan and buy yourself that small car, Wacha watu wa jaba wakaite tu kadudu.The best best justice I did my self was buying our sweet Vitz, My whole life realy changed, Unaenda mahali unataka bila wasi.
  13. Elgin

    The happy valley.

    Ni kyau kasee naku, kitimba kya mboo ukakuna kikaumia syuki! We huwa wapi mkuu, Incase around, nienda tukomane, Nzovi na kuku wa uchoma ninguua pa country lodge Tawa. Nenie.
  14. Elgin

    Agric.

    Aha, such a sweet compliment! Realy try my very best to post something everyone should find worthwhile in one way or another!
  15. Elgin

    Agric.

    Not sure a staunch christian, he just supply the local stores kama Jamaa matt within...
  16. Elgin

    Agric.

    Very sweet strawberries...Probably in your local matt.
  17. Elgin

    Agric.

    Visited an uncle of mine, was realy impressed about what he is doing. Ndaragwa, Nyahururu.
  18. Elgin

    Pombe!

    Send us a pic ukiwa Rwambogo.
  19. Elgin

    The happy valley.

    Not realy, My dad just a poor farmer in Ndafifi farm.
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