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Do we have any private race tracks in Kenya?

He looks mentally retarded

Wow, I would hospitalize a bitch if she spoke to me like that, but by the time a woman addresses you in such a manner she's already lost all respect for you and no amount of physical violence will change her behaviour. Instead you'll wake up to a knife sticking out of your ribs or your severed...

A guy who cooks chips at Klabu told me transformer oil is very good for deep frying, ati you can use it multiple times without having to change it out. I really hope he was joking.

The spoils of war from Somalia. Walalos are not greedy because they have more than enough to go around. Similarly have you ever heard of South Sudanese conmen or fraudsters in Nairobi? Nope, and it's not because they're honest. Plenty of blood money coming from across the border so engaging in...

He married a wealthy heiress, screwed her over and ran off with her millions. I believe he was an American version of the tenderpreneur. Crooked "businessman" type.

His back isn't straight, his chest didn't touch the ground and his arms are flared out instead of tucked in at a 90° angle, but I'm impressed a fossil like this can crank out even one push-up.

Hahaha the cope in this thread is real, I pity older generations of men still believing in romantic ideals of years long gone. Ati marry a virgin and you won't have these problems. Once you pop her cherry she's going to wonder what other men are like and contrary to popular belief you can miss...

What will stop masses of people commuting to just before the boundaries then continuing on foot, boarding another vehicle, wash rinse repeat till they get to their destinations? Because Pork deliberately left out pedestrian movement in and out of the border zones and Kenyans will fill in the...

As much as I find this funny, I wonder what she thought and how she felt in her final moments. What a humiliating and needless way to die.

Turned it off as soon as they started the stereotypical "Darkest Africa" bullshit. By the way that woman looks like Miss Piggy from the Muppet Show.

What bank will refuse a transaction from a relative of macho nyanya?

So basically human traffic is allowed between 5AM-5PM and we must wear masks in public but no mass transit in or out of Nairobi metropolitan area?

Not surprised. Sambarry has wanted the land in Gikomba for a looooong time. Siku hizi the fires happen more often, closer and closer to each other.

Very few women maintain their beauty after childbirth and into their 30s so it really doesn't matter how hot your future wife is. Eventually atachapa. So pick someone you actually like who complements you as a person, because one day her tits are going to get saggy and her ass will have stretch...

Astronomia meme

Mimi naogopa mnyama fulani inaitwa homo sapiens. Very dangerous and destructive animal, hata simba ikimuona inapiga about turn inapotelea mitini.

Enyewe ukisoma jina ya the poster utaelewa. Ni wale wa kupika mashakura!

Brenda should have been smarter. Mtu wakuuza nudes to randoms on WhatsApp mbona unajibroadcast hivyo? Of course someone who knows you in the biblical sense atakuanika and it's all downhill from there. We pitied Brian but it seems he played it smart. Saa hii najua ako mtaani akicheka na maboys...